maybe i am not pleasant

You know what my mother used to call me? Dangerous. “You’re a dangerous girl”. She was right. I am dangerous.

[edenxgreengrass]

🍺 top three you'd like to sleep with in Hogwarts?

Bea, obviously. Ooo, or maybe a threesome with Bea and Monica would be fun. But that only counts as one. Gilderoy, just because he’s super hot and so am I so that would be fun. And Sirius Black, of course. I have to get a taste of what I could have had.

@ofnoctivagus @monicablay @lockhearts @padxxfoot

[edenxgreengrass]

🍺 what do u think of sirius

Sirius is...stupid and gorgeous and really, really stupid. He could have had me. Why didn’t he want me?

@padxxfoot

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liljuliet‌:

Eyes narrowing, before she could talk herself out of it Juliet had stepped closer towards the other. She pressed her lips against Eden’s, before pulling back. “How’s that for boring?”

Eden had to admit, she was surprised when Juliet kissed her, especially in the crowded village where anyone might have and could have seen. She kissed Juliet back and it took the other girl pulling away to snap her out of the slight daze it put her in. “Color me surprised,” she murmured, “Maybe you aren’t completely boring all the time.”

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padxxfoot‌:

“Everything? What everything? Was I everything?” he scoffed. Granted, he had felt slightly guilty about how his decisions had affected her but the way she talked to him made the guilt go away. “I don’t know, Eden, but it clearly looks like you are in need of new hobbies.” 

Eden rolled her eyes, “Don’t be daft. You’re nothing but a hot body and a pretty face. Your name is everything. Your family is everything. That’s what I wanted,” she declared haughtily. 

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edwcrdtcnks‌:

“i’ve never tried to ice sculpt but the last time i tried to draw my horse looked like something out of a horror film.” he said, shaking his head with amusement. “have you tried?” 

Eden laughed, the idea of the drawing amusing her greatly. “Well, it’s a good thing that ice sculptures aren’t horse drawings,” she remarked. “Me? Oh no. If I wanted a sculpture made, I would hire someone to do it for me.”

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lockhearts‌:

Gilderoy took a moment to take in her appearance. “You would certainly look better in a fancy dress but I still think you look beautiful.” He replied with a smile, before looking back at the sculptures; now all he had on his mind was being immortalized in the ice. “But then there’s be no one to sculpt us. Wouldn’t you love a statue of yourself, that people can look up to and adore?”

Eden smirked, her gaze roving over Gilderoy’s face before meeting his eyes, “You’re not too bad yourself,” she replied. She looked back at the sculptures as well, giving a slight sigh of wanting. “Of course I would. I want to give them as gifts for the holidays. Wouldn’t that be fun?”

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ofnoctivagus‌:

it was a fair point. beatrice didn’t often dare to slum it in hogsmeade, but she was making a special exception to her rule. “merlin, have you been talking to my father? dutiful daughter…since when?” she laughed. “something told me you would be here with all the rabble. all the noise and excitement, of course you’d be here. and i wanted to see you.”

Eden gave her friend a knowing smile, “All pureblood fathers think alike, don’t they? But what they don’t know won’t hurt them.” Eden practically glowed at her friend’s words, throwing her arms around Beatrice. “Oh Bea! I’m glad you came. It’s more fun when you’re around too.”

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maximacmillan‌:

Max frowned slightly. He’d never really thought of himself that way, he’d actually never really thought about any of it. “Then maybe I should just take a picture and give it to people. It would save me from a cold.”

Eden giggled, more than a little amused at Max’s words. “Or we could just get you out of the cold so that you can be more comfortable stripped down,” she suggested, though she waved her hand in the direction of his shirt. “Go on, put it back on then.”

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alicemaravilla‌:

“If it’s ice, it will melt.” Alice said calmly, trying to conceal her inner discomfort at having brought that up as well. “I mean, unless they are charmed then of course not.”

With that final caveat to the sculptures melting, Eden grew excited once more. Her eyes brightened, “Let’s charm them then!”

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ofslaughterings‌:

“i’m sure there is, dear,” beatrice obliged. after all, was there a polite way of telling someone no one would want a statue of them? and, if there was, would beatrice be capable of delivering it in a convincing manner? probably not. “hot toddies…do you not have enough stimulants in your system? food. come on, i’m hungry.”

Eden had no logical way of telling her friend that no, there wouldn’t be enough stimulants in her system. But she was beginning to feel quite mellow, a not entirely unwelcome feeling for someone like Eden. So with a sigh, she allowed herself to be led by Beatrice. “What brought you out all this way, anyway, Bea? Shouldn’t you be at home being a dutiful daughter?”

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padxxfoot‌:

“I don’t remember fucking you over.” he snapped. Okay, maybe he kind of did but that hadn’t been his direct intention at least. “Believe it or not, my life didn’t revolve around you.“ he scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Maybe it’s time you find other ways to entertain yourself?” he suggested sarcastically. 

Eden laughed, the sound cold and short. “Really? Because I was so close to having everything and you took that away from me.” There was a surprising lack of emotion in her tone for the subject to be a failed marriage possibility. “And why in the world would I do that?”

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f-inglongbottom‌:

Frank took his eyes away from the ice sculptors and smiled at the girl. She looked familiar, but he couldn’t quite place her. “Oh, I’m sorry. How rude of me. I’m Frank Longbottom,” he said as he extended a hand out to her. 

Eden paused for a moment, wondering briefly if he was truly this naive, or if he was playing a game with her. Then she flashed him a smile, taking his hand with her own small, cold one. “Pleasure. Eden Greengrass. I think I may have heard of you.”

[edenxgreengrass]

liljuliet‌:

Juliet scoffed, pulling a face before her expression turned sour. “I am not BORING, you take that back.”

Eden was giddy, “I can’t. Not when you’re being so utterly boring.” It was a lie, but a necessary one. 

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ofslaughterings‌:

beatrice sniffed against the cold, her lips pursed still. “it would melt,” she stated, shutting down eden’s imaginative idea without much thought or sugarcoating. “half an hour….” she muttered before placing her hand on her friend’s waist to steer her away. “let’s go get something warm. a drink and some lunch, hm?”

“I’m sure there’s a charm somewhere for that,” Eden said, waving off the idea of them melting without missing a beat. She put the idea away in the back of her mind, knowing that some people could use a statue. “Let’s get some hot toddies.”

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thesecondhandheir‌:

Regulus had staggered from the main room and into the one place he knew he’d always been able to find solace in the house, desperately hoping it would be empty. “I didn’t expect to see you here,” Regulus grumbled with slurred speech as he entered the families’ study, displeased by the presence of another but glad it wasn’t one of the many adults he was doing everything to avoid. He hated these parties, they were all the same and rarely did the topics of conversation of change. 

Most of the time, Eden loved a good party, but ever since Sirius left, she couldn’t stand the ones at Grimmauld Place. It was a grim reminder of everything that could have (and should have) been hers. As soon as the attention diverted to her elder brother and his wife, Eden made herself scarce. She leaned against one of the window sills, pulling out a flask that she had concealed and swigging the liquor when Regulus came into the room. “Unfortunately, I’m still made to come here,” she replied, rolling her eyes. “Shouldn’t you be out mingling?”

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aidanhiggs‌:

“I never quite understood the whole deal with the holidays, what’s the point in buying or making someone a gift, just to have them give a shitty one in return?” Aidan spoke to whoever had the joy of sitting next to him. “Why can’t I just go out and get myself what I want and leave it at that? Skip all the middle man nonsense.” 

Eden rolled her eyes at the comment, her own hands full of shopping bags (with only about half actually meant as gifts for family and friends). “Clearly you just need to get some better gift givers in your life,” she told him, as if that were the easiest thing in the world. “Or you can get yourself some gifts and just label it from someone else and act surprised.”