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09.19.18

So for me senior year I decided to give myself a slightly easier schedule after two years of absolute insanity in terms of classes and I am so incredibly bored all of the time. I don’t even know what to do with free time anymore I don’t know how to actually have a life outside school.

basketcasemp3

lesbianrey

rey had talked to kylo ren for a grand total of five (5) minutes before she laser targeted his biggest insecurity and called out his whole life as a pathetic member of the white boy serial killer fandom shes such a good role model for girls

doublethebullshit

The fact that you called Kylo a white boy serial killer just invalidated your entire point .Congratulations you freaking races

thundrprince

1) he is white 2) he is a boy 3) he is literally a serial killer 4) .Congratulations you freaking races

bewbin

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

bewbin

Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM

bellygangstaboo

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

postpresence

bill-11b

Oh. My. Fuck.

bestpresidentna-deactivated2017

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

cwote

poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

barthvader

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

hungbitch-remade-deactivated202

me: sometimes I think the death penalty is wrong like what if we’re killing the wrong person or-

*Dylann Roof to be put to death*

me:

purgeyouanimos

im obviously super into social justice culture but over the past year its turned everyone into self righteous dickheads who expect everyone to be perfect angels and like, hey listen, literally no one is. yes definitely call out bigotry and awful systems whenever you can but nitpicking people’s histories and personalities is so malicious and unnecessary and yall do it to feel better about yourselves and thats gross. find healthier ways to be positive in your own life rather than dissecting other people for the thrill of thinking you’re a better person

h1234567890-deactivated

here’s some info you might like to share

gofundme takes up to 7.9% of everything people donate you + $0.30 per donation

that means that if 10 people help you raise $1000, you’re losing $82 bucks

gofundme doesn’t allow fundraisers for abortions but let darren wilson open a fundraiser after he murdered mike brown

instead, try using http://www.youcaring.com/ which is not only free but also pro-choice and not fucking racist to my knowledge

they can stay free because they ask everyone who donates to a cause whether they’d like to donate $1 to the website to keep it running

good luck w/ ur fundraisers!!

psychedelicfelon

Fuck Gofundme

strangeparker

christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon

danubedogs

First of all, saying that there’s no way is ignorant because there IS a way to fix it, if only people knew about it publicly and breed clubs embraced it.

These are called Retro Mops (website here), and they’re pugs bred specifically to be longer-legged, leaner, with smaller eyes, longer muzzles, and more open nostrils. And while the project is still a work in progress, it’s heading in the right direction.

This new breed type started in Germany, and developed from the selective breeding of purebred pugs with longer muzzles and a longer legged frame.

From the website:

“We want to prove that a pug does not have to be short of breath and phlegmatic, but a very sporty and docile family and companion dog”

And there’s also the Old English Bulldog, which is a muscular and athletic bulldog that can actually clean itself, mate, and give birth on its own (something that mainstream Bulldogs cannot do)

This should be the goal of EVERY pug breeder and owner, to have a healthy dog that doesn’t struggle to breathe and walk.

I’m sure you’re a pug or bulldog lover, which is why you’re so eager to defend them, but you’re not helping these dogs out by ignoring the problems in the breed. This is not a “little problem”, it’s a HUGE issue that’s killing dogs, and it’s prefectly preventable if pugs were outcrossed to have longer muzzles and wider nostrils.

Just look at the difference and tell me you’re not horrified:

As long as people stay blind to these issues, nothing will change. Which is why I’m saying this here so at least some people will see that there IS an alternative, and that wheezing pugs and bulldogs are not cute. When the public realizes the difference, the demand for these mutants will stop and more healthy, longer-lived alternatives will replace them.

But it starts with someone talking about them, and not just thinking there’s nothing to be done. Although if there were a time machine at my disposal you bet I’d use to pinch the nostrils of the original Victorian breeders and see how they like it.

whateveriamsad

Help the pugs yall

kinoscribbles

Finally a post that summarizes why pugs make me so uneasy… They really are lovely dogs with great personalities, but these health issues can’t be ignored.