[sentient-cloud]

Comic of the experience Venus had this morning, she looked at me with the SADDEST eyes

[lesbianshepard]

happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door. 

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[rattlesnek]

women and gender get the lifeboats first

[everythingfox]

Welcome home gifts

(via)

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

well i guess it’s always good to make sure i’m not in an echo chamber when it comes to interpretations of my fave characte- *ventures outside my circle of mutuals* OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

[endquestionmark]

#sometimes. the echo chamber. is in fact. a panic room. (via allgremlinart)

[wedding-shemp]

Also rules that Tumblr had the exact same problem that Twitter is currently dealing with (website too wretched to attract advertisers) and came up with the exact same solution as Twitter-ie sell functionally meaningless little upgrades- and Tumblr succeeded where Twitter didn't because Tumblr successfully tapped into its user base's desire to be obnoxious

[wedding-shemp]

Like Tumblr introduced sponsored posts YEARS after every other website but it was a smash hit because they pitched it as "for five dollars we will make everyone look at your post whether they like it or not" and it did so well that people actually started buying the premium subscriptions because we all collectively agreed that we HAVE to financially support a website that lets you pay to annoy strangers

[wedding-shemp]

Just an entire ecosystem built around new and novel ways to bother other people. I'm never ever leaving

[ralfmaximus]

Tumblr launching its blue checkmark thing while twitter’s blue checkmark thing is burning out of control demonstrates superb comedic timing. My god I want to kiss every single one of @staff​ on the forehead for this.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

[little-tunny]

this diary comic made a lot of people on twitter big mad, but I say, I’ll never not do an uno reverse for my own sick amusement when someone tries to mock you and laugh at you when you are simply trying to buy snine (snail wine)

[radiofreederry]

[wittyworm]

imma be 100% homestuck if you have a different username on twitter vs tumblr you are two totally different people to me

[mistytown-moved-deactivated2024]

[oneheadtoanother]

[parasitoidism]

diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25

[sabertoothwalrus]

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is

[afloweroutofstone]

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.