The Angel Of Pies

Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no mo----*SMASHES RADIO* DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM ALREADY CRYING

[mxnrique]

no offense but this scene > entire MCU filmography

[miathermopolips]

Black Widow who????

[roonilwazlib4]

[kimbasprite]

Just fucking @ me next time.

[catsi]

i wanna go see detective pikachu this week but also our local theater has a mouse problem and i know friends who’ve legitimately seen mice climbing the theater walls and sitting on the sound boxes during shows and the thought of that makes me want to die

[catsi]

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her

[thesmii7y-remade]

when i say i screamed ..

[atrius97]

The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.

[hodlmyvodka]

This speech Nikita Khrushchev made when he toured the US and they wouldn’t take him to Disneyland.

[suburbanjustice]

Nikita Khrushchev at the gates of Disneyland (1959, colorized).

[cyberdelph]

Nick Fury by o0pt0o

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

@academicgangster

[academicgangster]

This was the most unexpected canon confirmation and also the BEST canon confirmation.

[anonymousalchemist]

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

[anonymousalchemist]

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

[anonymousalchemist]

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

[iwritefanficnotprophecies]

Is this a mood or what

[wolfwars]

this is what being a millennial is 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[brown-nena]

I warned y'all

[gingersofficial]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[fixedyourmeme]

[tapehissorchid]

when the whole squad’s flourishing

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

there’s a genre of gal gadot photos where she’s with another woman who she likes and who likes her and i stg it looks like an engagement photo

and then there’s the hair stroking thing that she does with other women who are often adorably much shorter than her

[hagar-972]

#from what I gather from my israeli friends this level of physical contact is normal in their culture 

Ayup.

[callginalinetti]

#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god

[chaoticgood-queer]

God I’m so fucking gay for her

[kettleninth]

reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot

[10divergentmockingjays]

I truly cannot get over this email from my professor

[shut-the-hell-your-meowth]

Me: okay I need to wake up at three I should go to bed at like eightish.

My brain: you can go to bed whenever the fuck you want buddy but you’re not falling asleep tonight until two.