The Dungeon Master: Tales From The North

Dungeon Master, Game Master, Referee, Storyteller.

[michellezhuli]

[saindoo]

dwellers of the underdark

[edgeofthetempest]

Instead of D&D we played Betrayal at House on the Hill

[apex-redditor]

[lesbianmarth]

dungeon meshi has been full of surprises but this one officially surprises me The Most

[lesbianmarth]

[molileely]

Alright then!

[ubuyo]

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i don’t play d&d or anything with dice or w/e but this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[edgeofthetempest]

I forgot to change the name of this blog now that our campaign has entered a new chapter 

[edgeofthetempest]

Hey kid, wanna buy some maps?

[teathattast]

[young-replica]

???????

[ghost-cassette]

The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted

[angry-eevee]

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

[bluebandedagate]

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

[bogleech]

Warforged

[a-space-opera]

[lucyaudley]

This answers and raises questions

[disparatemind]

This is actually incredibly helpful

[edgeofthetempest]

this hurts to look at. Why is cyberpunk 2020 onward? Are the dates when these genres would take place in our world? If so why would atompunk and raypunk be labeled during the 1900s, They also can’t be when the genres were popular, cyberpunk has been writen for decades. Why are we ending all of these in punk when many of them don’t have punk genre elements?

This thing’s a mess

[shaiza]

me whenever i eat oatmeal

[po-tato-girl]

Amazon Alternatives

in light of the Amazon strike, I wanted to offer some alternative online stores you can use INSTEAD OF Amazon for the upcoming months until the employees at Amazon are granted some basic common decency :)

rakuten.com - has nearly everything Amazon has

ebay.com - just be careful for scams!

newegg.com - for electronics/technology

emusic.com - music for as little as $1!! They also have a membership program where you can get music for even less!!

barnesandnoble.com - they have collectible items and childrens toys too!

[cannilyuncanny]

This is great!

[closet-keys]

indiebound.org - books, and they make it easy to locate and purchase from local independent bookstores near you who Amazon would otherwise be putting out of business 

[edgeofthetempest]

If you’re looking for RPG/TGC/Etc. content, you should also go out and support your Friendly Local Game Store