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get u a man who can do both (shoemaking and obstetrics)
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
a good omens AU where everything is the same but the bentley turns everything into taylor swift
#but imagine the demons trying to contact crowley in TAYLOR SWIFTS VOICE
FUCKING CHRIST
#she’s cheer captain and i’m- LORD BEELZEBUB
you’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess it’s a love story baby Y O U C A N H O P E F O R N O T H I N G B U T T H E M E R C Y O F H E L L
“Bebop,” sniffed Aziraphale.
This had to be said...
If Bildad the Shuhite has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Bildad the Shuhite has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Bildad the Shuhite has only one fan then that is me. If Bildad the Shuhite has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Bildad the Shuhite, then I am against the world.
When your friend has supplies to make Taylor Swift friendship bracelets, but you can absolutely only think about Good Omens:
Everything starts off fairly hinged:
Things devolve:
And finally:
Who wants to trade Bildad the Shuhite at the Eras tour, though? Everything is perfectly normal over here.
#like sister like brother
I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.
Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?
Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?
Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,
Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,
Lizzo: Are you alone boy?
Griffin: Where’s my boy?!
Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,
Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!
Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:
Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!
Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,
Justin: dirty boys,
Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,
Griffin: really rowdy boys,
Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,
Griffin: my sweet boy!
Lizzo: getcha nails did,
Justin: my BOY!!
Lizzo: I like a big beard,
Griffin: little punk boi,
Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,
Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!
Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!
Griffin: There’s a good boy!
Justin: (hey), heyy!
Griffin: hey there’s a-
Justin: -that’s…
Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!
Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!
Victor Frankenstein wearing this shirt:
if olivia coleman handed me an egg I'd hold it
rip to alec hardy but I'm different
thanks justin
aziraphale and crowley in the garden of eden discussing god’s creatures but all their dialogue is from the monster factory: spore episode
crowley, looking at a millipede: okay. let’s discuss - i mean, pros and cons
aziraphale: pros and cons. i hate the number of legs that there are
crowley: bad to look at
aziraphale: *nodding* bad to look at
Inktober day 6, Ghost Migration
good omens be like we’ll show you unparalleled tenderness BUT you have to look at david tennant wearing the stupidest wigs imagineable while we do it
weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game
An adaptation of Macbeth where the three witches are played by Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy.
All hail Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter!
Unless….
UnleeEEEeess