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thefloatingstone

UHM.... SO....

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

….yeah.

This is real.

seperis

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck. For truly, the internet is for porn.

thebibliosphere

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

unzip-your-guts

mxponysyn-deactivated20190620

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

sirsbabybear

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

im-tops-bottom

Awwwe pornhubs so nice

jennfercheck

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

catsuggest

breakinge news

feets

godisablckwoman-deactivated2019

You’re doing amazing sweetie

rohie-deactivated20191102

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

ameliaglitter

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

justicewitch

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

cartiercocaine-blog

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

jaxblade

Beautiful madness

aegiskitty

This is 100% my brand of humor

wintersoldierogers-deactivated2

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

caitlinstuc13

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

wintersoldierogers-deactivated2

because they wanted to

commietwink

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

ulibeanzz

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

socialnetworkhell

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

yourboyfriiend

peter pettigrew traumatized us

paper-mario-wiki

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

topsydead

PSA: Don’t put fucking bergamot on your skin or in your soap.

I’ve been seeing a lot of this shit lately.

Apparently bergamot is getting popular. I figure now’s a good time to address the issue.

Bergamot is a citrus fruit that smells amazing, so a lot of people like to make essential oils out of it and put it in candles and stuff.

However, this should NEVER go on your skin. It has the same effects as Giant Hogweed (& some other wild carrots like Queen Anne’s Lace) and will give you nasty rashes and chemically hyper-boosted sunburns by making skin highly reactive to sunlight.

Remember this?

I personally have had friends who were seriously hurt by putting bergamot essential oils on their skin. It sucks.

In case you don’t want to look it up yourself:

Don’t use or make bergamot soap. Don’t use or make bergamot lotion. Don’t use or make bergamot anything that goes on your skin.

Just don’t put bergamot on your skin.

Stay safe beautiful! <3 And please signal boost this!

frislander-deactivated20220305

The bergamot in Earl Grey tea is the best thing in the world. Bergamot on your skin isn’t.

revenantplasme

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/