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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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The Orphanage was a horror movie but it made me want to curl up into a ball and cry for the rest of my life. It’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s both suspenseful and tragic. It’s more than amazing.
Here’s a free link to watch it: x
Just click continue as free user and there you have it. :)
How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10
If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet
yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped
Quick, someone make a 69 joke involving rocks, it’s important
“if i had sixty nine rocks i would eat all of them”
haha gneiss
that was perfectly solid rock pun and you guys know it
*squints at lithuanianblood*
orcs and tieflings are for the gays
are you an orc gay or a tiefling gay
listen 👂🏼 SWEETIE 🙄✋ i may be UGLY 🙊🙅🏽😤 but at least 💋💯 i’m BROKE 💅🏽💅🏽🐸☕️
first date with me is watching shrek and then i fight you during the credits
when i was a kid i used to find bones in the woods and bury them. kinda like a free lance grave digger at the age of 10? one time i found a whole crow skeleton in tact and played with it in peoples back yards till my friend came and we buried it together in some weird ritual where at the end we were fully convinced wed earned a favor from a demon.
“free lance grave digger at the age of 10.″ Add this to your resume or at least your bio, you sinister funky little witchling you
A mirror maze would be a vampire’s perfect hunting ground
the vampire would keep walking into the fucking glass
Now I’m imagining vampire gfs who go on a date at a carnival and get totally lost in the hall of mirrors and a staff member has to come get them out
Also the carnival has a stand that sells deep fried blood
vampire gf who loves makeup but her face never shows up in selfies, so you just see the makeup hovering
hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet
some, once, the worl gonna (INHALE) i aint arpest the sheh. he was kinda a thing and a the shape and L her four. WELL, they coming and coming, rules and out running. temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (record scratch) and if you dont…
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…
it’s a -tsk- and they colder! you’re now, wait older! but the men beg to, judging by the h. satellite. the ice we’s. getting pretty, waters getting might as well. worlds on! how bout. thats the way never get
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…
(random discordant whistling and record scratches)
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo!!! shootn staa….
some once a spare change for need to self a this place. i said ye! what a cons. i could you a fuel mas. we could use a…CHAAAAAY! WELL! they coming and coming, rules and out running! temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (GO!) and if you dont!!!
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo! shoot staa go moe! n’ all that glisto! shoot staa go moe!
this is a they might be giants song
You have that demon sitting in the corner of your room, who is only there to whisper weird things to you in the middle of the night energy
that’s my white noise machine
i need it to sleep
glittery vampires
vampire that wear body glitter just to fuck with us
yknow that freaky kinda love? dig that
Time! To bitch slap! Some inner demons!
I consider therapy a hands-on process
I am always waiting at attention with a broom to beat my intrusive thoughts back into their corner hole
headcanon that unlike the american red cross, vampires are grateful to receive blood donated by members of the lgbtqa+ community. In fact, due to their interest in human blood and bloodborne pathogens, the vampire community was among the first to fund medical research to study and search for a cure for HIV.
this is a Good Take.
*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON* No, but seriously, the people (and undead) who are actually interested in health and blood sciences would be the first to shove the outdated and ignorant anti-gay rhetoric out the window. People in the blood bank industry have been screaming for it for years. I get why it happened. no one knew what it was and when knowledge is absent and all that’s left is statistics you gotta base your decisions off statistics. But the fact that we’ve had Knowledge for this long and have let this policy persist for so long is disgusting and HARMFUL and WASTEFUL and I work in a hospital and have a lot of feelings about blood products and their handling. Just….. AAAUGH.
i’m so glad this post reached a vampire working in the blood industry
Vampire Memes!
posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms
hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller
*sips blood* ah! Probiotic
*minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*
“Organic food is so expensive”
*at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE
constant mid-life crisis
“Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”
sunset motivational posters
*14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*
OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC
*random hissing*
