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Witch song from Fantastic Beasts

My momma, your momma, gonna catch a witch My momma, your momma, flying on a switch My momma, your momma, witches never cry My momma, your momma, witches gonna die! Witch number one, drown in a river! Witch number two, gotta noose to give her! Witch number three, gonna watch her burn Witch number four, flogging take a turn.

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Today has been a long day

A girl was hitting on my boyfriend while I was literally hold his hand and when he told her he wasn't interested she said he was shallow and a man-whore.

I had to give a reason for me to be vegetarian in food tech because my teacher just didn't like it.

A guy I got told that I am disabled and belong in a mental institution because I'm bi, and now my boyfriend might be getting suspended for punching him in the face where as the homophobic guy isn't.

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My aesthetic

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classic prompt list

Hey guys! So, as promised, here are a few dialogue prompts you can use if you want to request something but lack of inspiration; hopefully these will help you get an idea! I came up with most of them, but those that are followed by a * are not mine and I claim no credit for them. Of course, all the pronouns can be changed if asked! Feel free to reblog and submit your requests xx

o1. “Could you turn down the volume a little bit? SOMEONE here is trying to get a stable job and have a well-balanced financial situation!”

o2. “Is this even legal?”

o3. “Please, you know I’d kick your ass anyday.”

o4. “I just can’t stand the thought of him so close to you…”

o5. “H-hello? Is there anybody there?”

o6. “I think you are my least favorite person in the universe. Kiss me.”

o7. “Hold on, Y/N. Just hold on a little more. I’m nearly there.”

o8. “Hey, just a thought: how about we leave this extremely scary-looking cemetery we’re exploring at two in the morning on a full moon?”

o9. “I am not leaving without you.”

1o. “Damn, being a princess is tiring.”

11. “It is completely prohibited for you to die, get it?”

12. “Wait, are you jealous?”

13. “Wow- you- I mean- uh- I- you look… stunning.”

14. “Find a hell and rot there, will you?”

15. “Oh my god, how OLD are you?”

16. “What are you afraid of?”

17. “I can’t believe I ever trusted you. I can’t believe I would’ve died for you!”

18. “What do you mean, you have never skipped classes before?”

19. “On a scale of one to Australia, how dangerous are we talking?” (*)

2o. “Well, this is where I live.”

21. “Try focusing more on your life and less on mine!” (*)

22. “I want to be there when you get what’s coming to you.” (*)

23. “You were meant to be watching him!” (*)

24. “Midnight, on the bridge. Come alone.” (*)

25. “Tell me what you saw, for Heaven’s sake!”

26. “This isn’t just about you. This is about what’s best for all of us.” (*)

27. “There’s something I need to get off my chest.” (*)

28. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?” (*)

29. “Death sounds kind of nice right now.” (*)

3o. “How many lives have to be ruined before you admit there’s a problem?” (*)

31. “Do you blame me for it?” “I blame you for everything.” (*)

32. “H-how long have you been standing there?”

33. “I’ll find her and bring her home, I promise.” (*)

34. “See, you think I give a damn. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I’m thinking: How could I give less of a damn? That’s why I look interested.” (*)

35. “Your empty threats do not scare me.” (*)

36. “You can’t die- please don’t die…”

37. “If I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in her.” (*)

38. “I want to stare up at the stars one last time with you.” (*)

39. “You and I have known each other for a very long time. And I understand you even without words. I know all you ever wanted was a family. So, you just remember, no matter how far away I am, I will always be your family.” (*)

4o. “One week, two days, fourteen hours and twenty-two minutes.” (*)

41. “We’ll survive, you and I.” (*)

42. “And then when we get to the ocean, we’re gonna take a boat to the end of the world.” (*)

43. “MERRY CHRISTMAS!” “It’s Novemb-” “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

44. “Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realize that life isn’t so bad after all.” (*)

45. “It looks like you’re in trouble there. Can I help?” (*)

46. “I’m ready to try this again, if you are.” (*)

47. “Am I supposed to be scared now?” (*)

48. “Where’d you get that wound?” (*)

49. “You shouldn’t have heard that.” (*)

5o. “Why did you leave me?”

51. “Drinking game idea: everytime you mention him, we all take a shot. It’s called an ethylic coma.”

52. “Can’t wait to die, so I can haunt the fuck out of you.”

53. “I don’t need protection, especially not from you!”

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The Death Cure *Spoilers*

So I just watched the death cure and I started cryinG LIKE A FUCKING BABY WHEN NEWT DIED AND WITH THE LETTER THAT HE WROTE THOMAS. I just can't with this stupid movie that I love so much.

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Can I just say, I am in love with teenage Dab.

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Masterlist

Last updated: 22/12/17

Total works: 5

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

First Time

FBAWTFT

Newt Scamander

Teacher

Youtubers

Daniel howell

Marry Me?

Suicide Squad

The Joker

Just A Friend

Star Tattoo

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Steve Harrington ~ First Time

So this is actually suppose to be for a series I'm writing but I just thought, yaknow what? There is not enough Steve smut. So yeah.

Warning:

Swearing

Smut

I think that it?? :/

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"Hey Steve..? how does this look?" I walk out of the bathroom in my new underwear heading towards Steve. He's perched at the edge of my bed just marvelling at me as I walk out.

"Stop staring" I laugh

"I'm not staring, I'm admiring" he reached his hands out towards me "come here princess" I strut towards him, swaying my hips as I go along. I'd been so nervous to do this, worried I wouldn't be like the other girls he's slept with.

His fingers practically ghosted over the fabric, causing goose bumps to form as he trailed from my panties, which were lace, and up to my bra which was silk with no padding. "Fuck, princess" he couldn't get over how well the fabric clung to you and how well the navy blue colour complimented your skin.

"You have to wear this more often, babe" he says as he pulls me onto his lap. The thin silk bra rubbing against his chest. Steve pulled me close, kissing me in a way that made my knees weak. Kissing had always been a means to an end for him, but not with Stephanie.

Hesitantly, I sneak my tongue into his mouth, enjoying how he intensified the kiss until I nervously attempted to get rid of his shirt. He paused, looking at me with such puppy eyes “A-Are you sure?” He asked quietly. I just nod in response.

My arms slid over his shoulders, and he pulled me against him, kissing me hungrily. His hand had travelled down my body slowly until it finally rests on my ass, tapping and grabbing it as I press myself against him. His other hand slowly but surely finds it's way up settling just under my bra, his thumb toying with the band of it.

Eventually he cupped my breast over my bra. Slightly massaging it. "God, you've made it so hard to wait baby girl" he moans. He expertly undoes my bra, gently pulling it down so he can knead the soft skin. He didn't want to rip it considering it was his new favourite outfit on me.

Not taking our mouths off one another, we both lay down on my bed, with Steve urging to take off his shirt. Although he was not the muscliest man I had ever seen, I could still feel my mouth watering, desperate to run my hands over his chest. To me, he was perfect just the way he was.

He started pampering my breasts with sweet and feather-like kisses, I threw my head back and closed my eyes with relish, enjoying the feeling of his warm lips on my skin. I could feel the arousal pooling between my legs, with heat spreading throughout my whole body.

My hands wandered down to his pants to free his erection. He almost flinched when my fingers grazed his manhood, so I simply wrapped my fingers around his noticeable length and stroked him a few times so he moaned against my breasts.

He pulls the rest of our garments off. He kisses me once again before moving down, kissing each and every fading bruise on my stomach. His breath fans over my core. He moves away, and I whine, lifting my hips up. "Eager now, are we, baby?" Steve coos, grinning as he leaves open mouthed kisses on my inner thighs.

He finally licks up my slit, agonisingly slow. Running his thumb through my lips, spreading my wetness around, his hips gently grinding into the mattress. All I can do is watch and moan as he teases me. He winks at the sound of my neediness. He then spreads my folds, instantly bringing his mouth to my clit.

I almost scream at the pleasure coursing through my body, my hands burying themselves in Steves hair (which we all know he loves) as he swirls his tongue over the bud, his teeth ever so slightly tugging on it. "Oh god, Steve" I scream, he hums in approval, the vibrations making me wetter with every pass of his tongue.

He let go of my clit, moving down a bit to bury his face inside of me, making partially slurping sounds as he ate me out, his thumb coming up to play with my clit. "You taste so good, baby" he mumbles against my folds, his words muffled but sinful to my ears as he takes my clit back between his lips.

As he sucks on my clit, he inserts two fingers into me by surprise, my moans letting him know he was doing amazingly. I grind my hips down on his fingers as he slowly starts to pump them in and out. I don't even realise I'm about to come until it's too late.

A wave of warm relief corses through me as I moan, still grinding my core against Steve's face, but he doesn't mind, he takes all I have to offer, slowly licking up and down my slit as I come down from my high.

He crawls up my body, capturing my lips in a kiss, letting me taste myself before moving away to grab a condom.

Biting my lower lip, I lay down on the bed waiting for Steve to put on the condom. Steve carefully positioned himself between my legs. I spread them wide for him, moaning when the tip of his hard member grazed against my wet folds.

“Okay?” He murmured.

“Okay.” And then, slowly, he pushed himself inside of me, eliciting a loud scream from both of us. A stinging pain washed through me, the burning sensation of my virginity being taken catching me off guard as I took a deep breath. Steve remained still, stroking my cheek with his right hand, while his other pressed firmly against the mattress so he wouldn’t shift his entire body weight onto me.

"You okay, princess?" He asks. I slowly lift my hips to meet his, clenching around him, causing him to moan. "You'll be the death of me, baby girl" He kisses me as he pulls out slowly, moving his mouth to my neck as he pushes back in, groaning into my skin.

He sets a steady pace, the slow drag of his cock against my walls driving us both insane. He ends up picking up the pace, thrusting in faster as he moves down to my chest, sucking hickeys on my breast as I moan, tugging on his hair to bring him back to my lips.

I finally feel my orgasm coming, every single nerve sparking with pleasure as I moan. "I'm so... so close, fuck"

"It's okay, baby, c'mon, come for me" he whispers against my lips, dropping his hand to my clit as he thrusts in a few more times. We both release, me screaming in pleasure, pulling on his hair, and him with a quiet 'fuck' and a low grunt, his face in the crook of my neck as his thrusts come to a stop, his cock still inside me.

We stay like this for a few minutes, letting ourselves come down from our highs. Steve starts kissing my neck "I love you, Steph. So, so much" he says, his lips still sucking on my skin.

"I love you too, Steve" as I say this I can feel him smile against my skin followed by a few more kisses before he finally pulls out, the two of us moaning in unison.

"Let me clean you up, princess" he whispers, discarding the condom on his way to the bathroom. He comes back with a warm towel, cleaning up my core and inner thighs gently before tossing it back in the bathroom.

He comes back over, practically jumping on top of me in a big bear hug "this isn't how I imagined it'd be" he says into my neck.

"what do you mean" I ask worried, this is the part where he tells me I wasn't as good as the other girls.

"I wanted it to be special for you, with flowers and candles, chocolate and netflix for after" he says laughing, thinking he was being an idiot.

"It was perfect, I can't imagine my first time being with any other person, im glad it was with you" I tell him, bringing his head back onto my chest, as we slowly drift off to sleep.

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Newt Scamander~Teacher

Warnings:

Fluff

Teacher x Student

Word Count:

1039

Dear diary,

College is one of my favourite things to wake up to. They only recently put out a college, most witches and wizards thinking it wasn't necessary, but when a lot of people started messing up during their jobs, the Ministry of Magic decided it would be a good idea to have one.

It's basically like a muggle college except it's less confusing, kind of like high school. I'm studying to be a magizoologist healer.

There are eight topics, first term is open wounds, then closed wounds, then the diagnostic system, test selection and strategies, then for the second year, monitoring, behaviour and health of different animals, beasts, spirits and keeping the animals alive.

We are currently learning about the behaviour and health of different animals, and I'm not gonna lie, I've kinda developed a crush on my teacher, he's cute and awkward and he's 33.

I'm 30, but student/teacher relationships are still illegal, but we are friends, well he helps me study and let's me call him Newt. But to him I'm just a student.

I put my book down and go back to my assignment "okay I think it's done" I turn my attention back to my friend, Laura.

"It's about time" she complains, putting down her wine and lowering the music on the radio.

"Hey, I was the only person to do something" I laugh as she quickly looks through the pages.

"Hmm, yeah there's something missing" she states grabbing her pen from off the table. She quickly writes down something and hands it back. "Here you go, all ready to hand in tomorrow. Oh by the way, you forgot my name at the bottom"

I roll my eyes and add her name to the bottom then look to see what she wrote. "Are you serious? Why would you write that" I groan.

"It's just a joke y/n/n" she teases.

I quickly scribble out the words 'y/n thinks your hot'.

"Hey, don't scribble it out.. it might finally get you somewhere" she mumbles the last part and I throw my cushion at her.

"Just because I don't flirt with Newt" I laugh at her.

"Aww your already on a first name basis" we continue to tease eachother before we both decide to go to bed.

~~~Monday~~~

Your siting in your seat at the back of the class. The rest of the students are getting up to leave, eager to leave, but you linger a little longer. He's sitting at the front, brows furrowed, he does it everytime he reads, it's so cute.

Soon there are no other people in the room just you two.. and Laura. I watch her as she slowly makes her way towards Newt.

"Hey there Newt" she eyeballs.

"Hi Ms Johnston, what is it you need?" He asks politely.

"I was just thinking.." she looks behind at me and I can automatically tell what she's thinking. She looks back at him "is there.. possibly something I could do to, you know, get a higher grade?" She purrs.

"Uhmm, I, uh" Newt quickly looks at me for help.

"Okay, Laur, that's enough" I gently push her out of the room and wave her goodbye.

I go back to my desk to grab the rest of my things and leave but before I can Newt walks up to me.

"You doing okay y/n? You seemed a little out of it during class" He asks with an expression filled with concern.

"Yeah I'm fine, I was up late last night finishing off the assignment with Laura" this much was true but you held your tongue to another fact. It's warm, you smell like coffee and it feels like I'm in heaven.

"Good, I'll see you tomorrow then" he nods to me walking back to his desk.

"Do you still have time to help me study on Wednesday?" I ask in a hopeful manner.

"Of course, we can talk about the assignment, if should be marked by than" he says as he opens the door for us to leave, me walking one way and him walking the other.

~~~Tuesday~~~

"Ahe-hem, uhm, today we're uh, well we-we went through the basics of PygmyPuffs yesterday, so I though we that we would uhm, talk about their behaviour." He nervously stutters. He's always been socially awkward but not this badly, perhaps while we're studying I'll ask him what's up.

After class I wait behind so we can study. As I wait for everyone to finish up and leave I grab out the caramel cup custard Laura put in my bag.

"So, what was my grade?" I ask Newt.

"Oh uhm.." he hurriedly searches through the papers on his desk, further muddling it. He lifts up the roll and skins down searching for my name. "A+++"

"Oh, best I've ever gotten" I laugh.

"I wish I brought food to work, I'm starving" he says grabbing a chair and turning it towards my desk.

"Oh I have plenty, Laur packed me way to much" I bring out my cookies, a slice of beef loaf and the nut and cheese sandwich. (Which were apareantly popular back in the day)

"You know it's live when I share my food with you" I say ludicrously but he doesn't seem to be amused like he normally is by my jokes that aren't always jokes.

"What's wrong?" I ask him.

"..nothing" he says.

"Your a terrible liar, it's kinda funny" I laugh at him.

He stays silent for a moment and the room is filled to the brim with awkwardness.

"Can.. can I kiss you?" He mumbles, I can barely hear him.

"What?! That sounds illegal!" I tell, extremely shocked he would bring this out of the blue. It's an extremely bold move for him.

"Okay, that okay, you don't have to do it, I just-" I quickly cut him off.

"Stop talking and just kiss me" I quickly lean over the desk, taking his face in my hands, kissing him for the first time. She couldn't believe it. He teacher was actually kissing her. And the only thing Newt could think about was her soft lips as he mentally reminded himself to thank Laura later.

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Okay, so am I the only person that thinks the black hood is Clifford?

I mean I reckon he pulling an Alison DiLaurentis.

I mean Penelope and Cheryl weren't even crying when Clifford hung himself, like yeah he's a bad person but he's also your father/husband.

Like frl frl. Not even bother by the fact he's dead.

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I did a thing and I’m proud of it, but it’s meh!

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Should I do Cheryl's or Veronica's gender swap next??

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Jughead and Betty gender swap??

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Jughead Jones😍

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Thought I should've added my signature in case someone tries to steal it

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Marry Me?

Request: "Can you maybe do one with Dan or Phil ( I don't want to sound like I have favourites) and marriage." Sorry if I get information wrong I only had the Internet to help me with this. Warnings: Hospital - Cancer Waking up in the morning was always the worst for me. I would wake up sweating and could barely move because of how tight my muscles were. Every time I woke up I had like 5 bruises I didn't have the day before and I would have blood on my pillow that came from my nose, I always had nose bleeds. "Can't get up?" Dan asks me "my muscles are sore still" I tell him and not needing to hear more he gets up to massage me like every other morning. I walk into the bathroom doing my morning routine, I get undressed and weigh myself, I keep losing weight even though my diet is the same. I walk into the shower to try and turn on the tap but it's to tight "Daaan" I shout loud enough for Dan to hear. I hear the door open as he pops his head in the door "yeah babe?" He asks "I can't turn the tap on" I tell him so he walks in and turns it on for me and walks straight back out. I step into the warm shower washing off my body and my face trying to get as much blood off as I can considering I don't have a mirror. As soon as I'm done I count how many bruises I have. 35. I get out of the shower and wipe off any blood that I missed, doing my makeup and putting putting tinted moisturiser on my legs to try and hide the bruising. As I walk down stairs I can hear Dan and Phil talking "Dan I'm serious she needs to go to the doctor" I hear Phil sympathetically tell him "no it can't be true she's just a little sick" he shouts at him "Dan I'm sorry, she needs to go see a doctor". ~~~TIME SKIP~~~ "First I'm going to start by asking you some questions, is there any possibility that you could be pregnant?" He asks "no" I tell him "is there any medication you are taking?" "I've taken aspirin" I say "Okay, and do you have any allergies?" "Not that I know of" I say. We walk out of the room and go to Dan and Phil who are sitting in the waiting room "the procedure will be in four days, don't take any aspirin until then and don't eat or drink eight hours beforehand" he says and leads us to the front of the hospital where we leave to go home. ~~~4 DAYS LATER~~~ "Hello, you must be y/n, I'm David and I am your neuroradiologist for today, I hope your not afraid of needles" he says as he grabs a needle and cleans the point with antibiotics "I am/am not" I tell him. He lifts up my arm and points the needle near the vein in my wrist and pushes it through. "This is just to help you relax" he says as if it would help me feel any better. He grabs the bed I'm in and rolls me into a different room, a scarier room. I always hated hospitals. "Okay this is just another needle, it's just going to make you a little numb" he says as he enters another needle into my arm. He pushes a button on the bed which makes the bed go down so I'm lying flat. I see a beam of rays move up and down my body like an X-ray and a couple of seconds later a doctor comes up to David showing him a piece of paper which I guess is my body. "Okay these are the safest spots" the doctor says as he points to a parts of my body as he starts scrubbing and disinfecting it. After he's done disinfecting them he tapes a blue sheet with a hole in it to my pelvis, sternum, cranium, ribs, vertebrae, scapulae, and in the cancellous (I have no idea where these are). He grabs a little knife like tool and as soon as it connects with my skin I close my eyes not wanting to look at what the doctors are doing but I feel a prick at my skin, it didn't hurt that much it just felt like when you accidentally cut your skin with a knife. After the knife is removed I can feel a needle enter the fresh cut. It hurts really bad and just thinking of what could be happening right now is the reason for my blackout. When I wake up I'm back in my original room and my hip hurts like hell. "She's awake, I'll get the doctor" Phil says as he runs out and Dan just asking me how I'm feeling and if I'm okay. "Alright y/n I know you just woke up but we got to get you to the X-Ray and make sure their are no complications. After a couple of hours we are out of the hospital and I'm back in bed because the doctor said that i need to rest until I next see him. ~~~A COUPLE DAYS LATER~~~ ~~~DANS POV~~~ "Hi Dan, I would just like to inform you that we got the results from the test back" the doctor says "and what were the results, is she sick?" I ask "I think you should gather y/n and come visit me" ~~~A COUPLE MINUTES LATER~~~ "I'm afraid that the results came back and they weren't exactly the best" the doctor says "What happened?" I say as my voice cracks "She's got acute lymphoblastic leukemia" "What does that mean?" I ask "It's a type of cancer" "I have cancer" I hear her say more like a statement than a question. He nods to confirm this information and she starts to cry and sits down weakly on my lap. "I'm not sure how long she has to live so we're hoping we can get to curing her right away, but there is a chance she could die through the process" he tells me "I would die either way right, cure me" I hear y/n say dejectedly. ~~~TIME SKIP :0~~~ "I went out while y/n was having her chemotherapy done, I bought her her favourite chocolate, roses, I put photos of us together in a photo album and I bought her a beautiful ring. IM PROPOSING" I tell the live stream and I can see everyone blowing up on the chat "I always wanted to grow old with her but that might not happen cnow, she is the love of my life so even if we don't have that long together I'm going to marry her."