tell your wife how you won medals down in flanders

eli, shakespeare scholar and general blorbo enjoyer. i also have great taste in books if you want recs

[maiya5t]

Farewell is a hard thing to say

[gretasartt]

painting caleb widogast like he’s my wife

[sugurugetos]

THE PITT — S02E13 7:00PM

[cassafrasscr]

I find it so funny that the Tachonises continue to be WILDLY incompetent with their evil plans. They put all their eggs in the one basket of 'Turn Occtis Into an Angelic Warrior Slave and Make Him Obliterate Our Enemies', and when that didn't work, they had to improvise. And they're doing it SO badly.

The ritual didn't work, Occtis got resurrected, and Aranessa and Julien got away. And with the Royce Gala coming up the very next day, they had to scramble to clean up the crime scene and present plausible evidence for the Royce/Davinos disappearing because they went back to Faerie. Leave behind a key component and piece of evidence about the ritual (the candle) where the Schemers could easily find it and use it to expose your plans.

Meanwhile, Aranessa and the Seekers are at Castle Klippenblicke, thoroughly exposing the crimes of House Tachonis to a rival Sundered House. Petra and Ryah visit the Einfasens, presumably to either give another cover story or eliminate the Seekers and any Einfasens who saw them. Fail to catch the Seekers. Also royally piss off the local druid circle by mounting an attack on one of their own in range of their sacred grove.

Then the illusionist they hired to help cover up the massacre at the Palazzo Davinos, who they presumably were planning to just kill and be done with, escapes. Demodus Blix manages to evade them so effectively that they have to frame him for stealing heirlooms from their house to get the Arcane Marshals to help look for him. Because, damn, who would've thought that the best illusionist in the city would be good at HIDING????

They may be incredibly powerful, scary sorcerers, but in every other possible way, they're fumbling the ball SO HARD. No wonder they keep getting all their plans foiled by these ragtag groups of level 3 adventurers. 😂

[melsglasses]

he’s just a chill guy

[melsglasses]

Another Comm of Frank and mel at the penguins game! give me money i’ll draw u anything!

[manasaysay]

It's incredibly funny to me that everywhere people turn, Occtis Tachonis is there. He's in Gormalay, he's in Castle Klippenblick, he's in the Palazzo Davinos. Everyone's talking about Occtis Tachonis and how he's dead but no he's not because I saw him at a Candlefeast in Timmony, no he was at Castle Torch and he walked into the Endless Night, couldn't be he left behind an undead cat in Castle Klippenblick-

And Wicander Halovar is not only nowhere, he is Sir Not Appearing In Our Thoughts Or Prayers.

[mm-slashing-boy]

Here in Campaign 4, we've got Thjazi, who's metaphorically haunting the narrative, and Occtis, who's literally haunting the narrative.

[ajaxises]

[transthatmasc]

Some old fart retired hockey player goes on ESPN and does an interview where he talks about how gay DEI initiatives are unfair and are ruining Hockey by keeping the good ole boys from getting their chance to prove themselves on the ice.

Ilya, as the captain of the gayest NHL team, is asked for comment on this. Of course, this is half way through the season while the Cens are sitting first in their division and second in the league. So Ilya says, “Ah, yes, I can see how he would think that. It seems unfair that being queer is clearly such an advantage for hockey players. We are just much better players, and having so many of us on one team, while very fun and nice for us, does seem to be putting us above everyone else in the standings. Perhaps more teams could play well if they had gay players? The Admirals are okay, but they only have one and we have four, so it is not quite fair.”

There is a rampant debate online over whether Ilya actually understands that the original comments were homophobic or if he genuinely believes that people think gay guys are too good at hockey. People also start speculating about who the fourth gay player is because Luca hasn’t actually come out publicly yet.

Scott Hunter has to put out a statement that he doesn’t believe his homosexuality has had any impact, positive or negative, on his athletic ability even though he believes being out of the closet and in a fulfilling relationship has made it easier to focus on the game.

Troy posts a tweet that just says “got gayer and got better”

Shane puts up a post with pictures of every time he won the Stanley cup and the caption “I’ve been gay the whole time and I’ve been great the whole time” with a shrug emoji.

[its-your-mind]

god. GOD. azune assumed he was trading his own life for thjazi's and he just assumed that everyone Knew That and Was On Board With That because Thjazi Was More Important Than Azune, and Azune was ALSO OKAY WITH IT because thjazi and hal gave him EVERYTHING when he had NOTHING and he just wanted to give it BACK

[inwytt]

Sergeant sad eyes reporting for duty 🫡

[kaijuerotica]

when hollanov are both centaurs ilya still tells each of them "i love you" when they leave the ice and then gives shane a very professional "good game"

[asiasblogsstuff]

Hamlet telling his moma about the ghost but she sees nothing

One of my fave parts of the play I didnt know if he was really seeing it or making it up

[rrrrunk]

frumpkin frumpkin frumpkin a lot of frumpkins

[marougus-the-dragon]

All of these are perfect. I especially love Essek’s expression and pose, you can see he was NOT prepared for this situation lol.

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[rumshop]

Humans are easily trained!

[asiasblogsstuff]

quite inspired by 1921 movie played by Asta Neilsen (and the storyline of it) I loved the changes on Hamelt's character and the gothic look of the whole movie. I love drawing character line ups and designing them so here is my version!

[scullee]

here’s some project hail mary studies i did recently in heavypaint