Sam || He/him

Thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage This account is inactive. My new tumblr is @moths-in-hats

[profeminist]

Source

[punk-rock-saved-my-life]

Say it with me kids!

YOU. DON’T. HAVE. TO. BE. THERE. FROM. THE. BEGINING. TO. BE. A. TRUE. FAN. OF. SOMETHING. It doesn’t matter if you liked the thing from the start or are just coming into liking the thing, whatever the “thing” may be that you are a fan of, ENJOY IT YO ❤

[doyumacy]

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

[magneticmummy]

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

[strawberrypatty]

That’s fucking tight.

[ohifonlyx33]

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

[asmenukearchive-blog]

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

[reginasphalanges]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[wunkolo]

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

[refinery29]

If you’re healthy you probably don’t realize how demoralizing it is to spend all day in a hospital gown

But now a new collaboration is designing fashionable hospital gowns to encourage sick teens that they’re not “just a hospital patient.” See how they react when they try their new robes on.

Gifs: Starlight Canada

[chronically-something]

This is amazing! AMAZING. Chronic illness does its best to strip you of your dignity, your control, and your identity. This is a great example of how things that might seem trivial to a healthy person, can make all the difference in someones life. 

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[thy-lovelylionheart]

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

[sandersstudies]

Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

[fireteam-daybreak]

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

[nine-touched]

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends

[csisui]

[k-huckabee3-deactivated20220717]

All this post is missing is @warriormale

[warriormale]

Hi, I’m WarriorMale.

Thank you for inviting me to this discussion.

I’m a part of the Martial Culture, the culture of the fight gyms.

Guys train in fight sports at these gyms.

I train in muay thai, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and boxing.

When Men train and fight, they bond. This bonding is driven by the training that these Men do, with constant body contact.

Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness, which is the ability and willingness to fight.

Manliness includes fight skills, a trained and conditioned body and most importantly the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect.

We fighters love and cherish our Manliness.

We feel very comfortable being in close contact with other fighters and we really don’t care if the fighters are attracted to Women, Men or even both.

All we care about is their ability and willingness to fight.

So, if I were you, I’d visit a few fight gyms and take some free classes. Talk with the trainers and the fighters. See what the Martial Culture and Manliness are all about.

Train and fight!

Always seek Manliness!

WarriorMale

Twitter  @warrior_male

Discord  https://discord.gg/RpUVQEn

[arachnethena-deactivated2020121]

Warrior Male being amazing as always

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

A round of applause

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

some cute pictures of brendon and dogs

BONUS:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

[pandora15]

thikc

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know what, I’ll take it

[sadphonics]

þikc

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how dare you, how dare you have the fucking gall, to introduce the thorn into this already abomination of a post

[bleachedshadow]

sadphonics is the thorn in biggest-gaudiest-patronuses’ side

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did you have to

[bleachedshadow]

Some might think this was a choice.

This though, this was a duty.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire conspiracy theories, go!

[boguscantaloupe]

Vampires love to count things, and are therefore exceptional knitters.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fantastic!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shoutout to people going through puberty, that shit is exhausting 

[space-turtle-woes]

Extra shoutout to the people going through puberty twice cause the first time wasn’t the right way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

respect

[ruined-sketchbook]

I have the blog colors thing on and

Beautiful.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

of all the outcomes in all the universes this is the best possible result

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

[tynot]

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

[salazar-slanderin]

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate