Just a Really Bogus Cantaloupe

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[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[homunculus-argument]

It would be spectacular to manage to commit a murder in some convoluted way where your alibi is being in surgery. Like imagine being asked where you were during the time of the murder, and if anyone else can verify that you were there, and the surgeon will just go like aye yeah he was here alright, I had his fucking spleen in my hand right here.

[boguscantaloupe]

Legally Blonde

[boguscantaloupe]

Dreamt I was watching an episode of Friends where the apartment under Monica and Rachel's was getting remodeled, and the workers kept accidentally drilling through the ceiling into Monica's apartment. So one day Ross comes in while Monica is scrambling across the apartment by climbing over all the furniture and Ross is like 'still afraid of getting a hole drilled in your foot?' and Monica says 'no, they finished that days ago. I just cleaned the floors.' And Monica had left an online review for her own apartment that said 'So clean! I just cleaned my nice floors!'

Phoebe and Chandler were doing something, but I forgot.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[wizardarchetypes]

the firefighters told me i did a good job.

[shutupmerlin]

Every year my high school best friend and I exchange the most useless Christmas present we can find or make.

This year I’ve made her a polymer creature named Mr Horrible, who comes with a selection of poorly made hats.

[shutupmerlin]

If you’re wondering, I made an adoption certificate she was required to blind-sign prior to receiving her gift, and a colouring book for funsies.

[daylight-anim]

pogo siblings having fun

[daylight-anim]

more game accurate version lmao

[boguscantaloupe]

I can't believe I saw so many great fabrics at JoAnn and didn't buy them, telling myself I would come back later. Now it's too later.

[wizardarchetypes]

ADHD will have you forgetting you're prepared even when you remember to be prepared

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love talking about the biggest or best thing “this side of the Mississippi” because like hey buddy I can make the best peach cobbler in this half of the continent but god only knows what peach secrets they have over on the other coast. I’m not messing with that.

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[fluffielox]

bizniz bizniz bizniz, numbers numbers numbers, is this working?

2024>2022>2021

[sovietpostcards]

Porcelain figurine of a fox made in Leningrad, designed by L. Smorgon (USSR, 1960s)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Beautiful macrame crow.

[pixelsilver-deactivated20260103]

Actually wrote half a chapter of Pauk It and a quarter of a side story with Greyback.

[boguscantaloupe]

Is that like Stephen King's IT but with an alien instead of a clown?

[xanaxfarts]

Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops, built. 1990 location: Konagai, Nagasaki, Japan

[dragon-in-a-fez]

least onomatopoeic word in the English language has to be "ramekin". that word sounds like a freaky wee gnome guy. what do you mean a ramekin is a little bowl. we didn't even need a specific word for a bowl that size and even if we did that's the wrong word for that. a weird little bowl should be called like, a clough. a borran. a mell. a ramekin is a guy the size of a small badger that lives in a hollowed out tree stump and wears a pointy hat and knows the old magics. like ah shit I pissed off the ramekins that live in the forest and they've put a curse on my house

[boguscantaloupe]

They made all your bowls small, huh?