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mikacanica

we are in love and in love and in love....💕

storyofnya

We can stay up all night if you need.

Just breathe.

the-vaudevillain-deactivated202

hi a note for transfemmes: there is a site called eshakti where you can get beautifully made femme clothes in a wide variety of shapes, colors, prints, and fabrics -- all made to your measurements. it is not cheap, but it's also not expensive for what it is. i dont know where they ship outside of the us but im sure they have it listed somewhere.

im not a transfemme but i pretty much exclusively shop from eshakti when i can because my body is ridiculous shapes that are not found in pretty much any clothes i could buy off the rack. the quality is amazing, and if anything fits weird, you can send it back for adjustments.

my partner IS a transfemme though, and she just got her first order in, and she just looks so beautiful and so happy and i just. i want to make sure y'all know this exists. i know not everyone can afford it, but for those who can, it can be really nice to have something in a shape you want, in a color you want, in a fabric you want, made for your body no matter what shapes make up your body.

typically for your first order you get custom sizing for free. right now (july 2nd 2023) there's a 35% sale on the whole store, and those sales happen probably quarterly, and you can get the free custom sizing on top of that. you MAY be emailed by the team to confirm some of your sizing, but i promise it's just to make sure your measurements are right, and not the company trying to judge or discriminate. i was contacted for my wild shapes (bust/waist ratio) and my partner was contacted for her height (she's 6'3"). you just email back confirming and it's totally fine.

i hope you have clothes that fit you, size and soul, and make you feel beautiful, whether from here or otherwise.

Buy custom and ready to wear women's dresses online at eShakti.com, the #1 store in the US for women's clothing. Find pants, skirts and top

the-vaudevillain-deactivated202

really glad that this has this many notes and no transphobes yet 💖

yojfull

This post is missing one very important piece of information: the sheer number of these dresses that have fucking amazing pockets!! I can fit two phones and a 12oz can in a pocket of most of my eShakti dresses - I tend towards the cotton jersey, which is also a bit heavier of a weight than other stretch cottons, which is fantastic for hiding bumps and bra lines and just feeling a little more sturdy.

But as a plus size, super busty femme, this is my first stop when shopping for work and special event dresses.

bitter-ishsweet

A lot of 2.07 analysis have been about how stede was getting too cocky and needed to "be humbled", and while there may be something to that, i haven't seen mentioned that stede cracked when ed left, but he only broke when he saw zheng recruiting his crew.

This is a guy who hasn't been particularly well liked or respected by his crew (which often is fair), and has been pushed to the side in favor of pirates such as calico jack or zheng herself. Real Pirates.

Well, stede is now a real pirate himself, and ed still left him, just like Ned Low said he would. Stede is a real pirate, and his crew still wants to leave. He saved them from zheng after they killed the love of his life, and they still want to leave to join the very person they had to be saved from, no fucking less.

And say what you will, but the guy chugging alcohol and screaming "i'm a sea god" is not the one that draws the sword.

The guy that draws the sword has tears in his eyes.

1percentcharge

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

thoughtless-sallies

I think that OFMD’s commitment to ignoring historical accuracy and laws of physics isn’t just charming in and of itself but also makes the emotional story beats much stronger

The show is so disconnected from any sort of reality that it gives the writers shelter to create this space where every single emotion and plot element is heightened to its absolute extreme and we can just let ourselves get swept along

It’s a parable, it’s an allegory, the pirate conceit is just there because it’s the most exaggerated possible backdrop to tell a story about the relationship between violence and masculinity and self-worth. We can set aside the moral objections we would have to the literal content of the characters’ actions if they were in a more realistic show because it’s so over the top

Does this make sense, it made sense in my head

bizarrelittlemew

Our Flag Means Death 1x4 | 2x7 ⇉ Ed and Stede in the bed nook 💜

greelin

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

keldabe-kriff

deskgirl

you-makestedehappy

can you even believe that ed babygirl teach is going to get warmth AND good food AND intercourse AND orgasms in the near future?

darkshrimpemotions

I know we used to joke that what made OFMD special was the cast and crew being normal about queer people but actually, no. They're not normal about queer people, they're feral about us. They're adoring about queer people. They approach queerness with such joy and depict it with such incredible care and excitement and love. They approach making a show about queerness with the same level of childlike glee Steven Spielberg approached making a movie about dinosaurs. And I fucking LOVE IT.

baggnshield

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Edward Teach Before -> After

strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

this is what i mean

degenderates

Via @bulbaderp

itistimetodisappear

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

chuplayswithfire

something something stede opening himself up to a stranger. zheng asking how he's doing, and stede actually taking a moment to look inside himself, reflect, and answer, even though he doesn't have a complete answer, even though he's still unsure, he's able to put his feelings into words and share them

favouritefi

im glad new ppl are enjoying izzy bc hes great but whenever i see a comment along the lines of "i cant believe i like izzy now" or "stop making me feel things for izzy" as a direct reply or reblogged tag to my posts i do instantly block that person. stop making ur catholic guilt my problem ive been insane about that guy for 18 months.