your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
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your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
btw dating sucks as a concept.
meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.
as expected this one is a hit with the autism website
nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning
it’s lwk been a year since I posted
AU where Steve's parents want to get rid of him as quickly as possible so he starts school as soon as the could convince the school board to allow it.
Steve starts school early. He graduates early. Everyone is under the impression that he's older than he is and he never fixed this misconception because, really. How often does your age come up?
All to say that Robin is kinda shocked when she's getting cash out of Steve's wallet and, "We're the same age."
"Yeah."
"Actually," She says, staring at Steve's unfairly photogenic driver's license photo. "I’m older than you."
She lets that sit before, "Oh my god! You're just a baby."
"Um, no?"
"You're just a little itty-bitty child and everyone lets you put yourself in danger first because they thought you were the oldest," She laments dramatically. "Next time, I will be the one who is in danger."
"There is not going to be a next time!"
@morganbritton132 tag preservation squad: #Robin is ready to be as annoying as possible about this#turns out Nancy is also like a month older than Steve#Robin is calling her a cradle robber now#Robin: Remember when you had a crush on me?#Steve: That was for literally five seconds when I was on drugs#Robin: you like older women huh?
omg you people can do anything
help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels
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IM HYPERVENTILATING
LOOK AT HIM
AAAAAAAAAA
I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will
i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.
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