drink water

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[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[luminouslumity]

I remember watching the original video ages ago, so I'm glad to see there's an animation lol!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

[whitegirlsaintshit]

-the reviews on the side of dr. bronner’s peppermint castile soap

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[eekwinn]

[solarpunk-nightbird]

Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?

Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.

Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3

[boyd-stevens]

THE GOOD PLACE 3.05 | "The Ballad of Donkey Doug"

[moon111111]

[eekwinn]

I'm finally catching up on the Bear and Rob Reiner just showed up. I'm almost in tears.

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[kosmogrl]

[trainthief]

I think one of the most important parts about film and tv analysis is never forgetting that no matter the genre or setting, the story is probably being filtered through the perspective of a person who lives in California

[thememedaddy]

[reenacole]

Thins kinda reminds me of how when the first SAMSUNG Smart TVs were released, they disclosed that the TVs monitor what the customers said and saved the information.

Their advice to avoid this: "Well, now you know they do this, so maybe don't have private conversations in the living room."

I can only imagine what someone who had worked for Stasi, or as a former spy in any capacity, must have thought while hearing that.

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[virgo-disaster]

Y'ALL