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queerpeers

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

queerpeers

xuxii-bunny

Is there a transfem version?!?

queerpeers

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

nascentnaturalist

frogsuggest

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

glimmeroniron

All hail Our Lady of the Damp and Rain! Resplendent in gold.

ohholydyke

Fun fact: in parts of Europe like Germany and Poland, the Virgin Mary was often depicted alongside frogs and toads. Frogs were seen as protectors of mothers and newborns, and often depictions of Mary with frogs or the placement of frog shaped tokens at an altar/statue were seen to grant protection in all cases involving birth and motherhood. Our Lady of Frogs is a folk title often connected to the Holy Virgin.

#Very cool if true

kooldewd123

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

kooldewd123

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me

solastrovethefabulouskilljoy

the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

...are you a french infantryman invading russia?

moth-grrrl-mavis

Was this about that bitch from rwby

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

this is about napoleon

catgirl-bartender

dynamite?

hyenapup-aphros

[FAILED] Too dangerous, sorry. Blow yourself up, blow your neighbor up, blow the whole town up.

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

wait.

NAPOLEON BLOWNAPART

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

#The internet is a cognitohazard

its-arson-time

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

#Queetfibsl oe #Brother I'm sorry

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

inthefallofasparrow

dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

#At my first job at Taco Bell you got penalized if you were idle on your feet for too long (corporate had cameras)#So on slow days I would just grab a broom and stim by walking in circles around the lobby and idly sweeping the broom while i did it #Like imagine that spongebob gif of Patrick with the broom but not upside down #Shoutout to that time corporate called our store and I got threatened with a write up for idleness when I had stopped to take a breather