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in which three losers make a blog with things said in the friend group

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Hu Tao: someone died over this, call it morose code

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Xiangling: walrus milk does not have lactose but it does have 5-10% protein

Chongyun: interesting. i did not want to know this information

Xingqiu: my life would be better if i didn't know this

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Collei: i can't type or spell quickly. this is the Collei killer

Cyno: you've heard of the typewriter, now have the typewrongter

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Heizou: so my reasoning is if i can't remember this gun, surely it's not important

Sango: i hope it's a pivitol piece of information in the case to spite you

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Jahoda: what is it that we're looking at?

Nefer: government secrets

Jahoda: oh. it's probably nothing

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Kaveh: i claim myself as the most bi of the bisexuals. is that hubris? yes. is it correct? no. am i going to claim it anyway? yes

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Albedo: i don't do lineart, i don't sketch, i just draw and if it looks bad i kill myself

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Rosaria: if you pray to a god that doesn't love you

Dahlia: that guy loves me, i'm his best pal. surely i'll get something, i give him all this entertainment

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Varka: if i stream, i feel like you guys are going to pray on my downfall, and i don't think i want that

Lohen: don't worry, i can pray on your downfall even if you don't stream, i'm multitalented

Varka: oh

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Ajaw: Kinich, your dad is in hell, distinctly not heaven. he's looking up at you every day

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Traveler: Wanderer does have a soul!

Nahida: it's very, very deep, but it's in there

Traveler: he's like the Grinch

Nahida: his heart grew 3 sizes

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Chevreuse: i'm so tired of cases that subvert expectations. can someone please just commit a good old fashioned murder with preplanned thought

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Xilonen: they are. Special

Chasca: special is one word for them

Xilonen: what word would you use for them?

Chasca: demented

Xilonen: that is one word for them

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Kokomi: okay, but they haven't interacted

Miko: the internet's shipped more for less

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Hu Tao: i'm so sick of horror games. we get it, ooooh, we can render blood

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Furina: attention all officers, i'm scared and i wanna go home, over

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Collei: imagine having the self worth to ping @ everyone. imagine the balls