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in which three losers make a blog with things said in the friend group

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Jahoda: guys, i could make a lot of money being sultry on twitch. my absolute lack of shame except for talking in a lower register to my friends because i'd rather die

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Tighnari: not the most threatening villain, is he

Collei: are you not threatened by him?

Tighnari: seems like the kinda thing i'd see on the news if i went to florida

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Ayaka: i feel like we're committing crime, Yoimiya

Yoimiya, pointing to Chevreuse: yeah, but the police is here, it's fine

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Odette: if at first you don't succeed, fail again

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Varesa: you can't tell me my headcanon's wrong, that would imply it's fandom culture

Citlali: fandom culture is dead, i killed it with a brick

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Albedo: i'm leaving now. goodbye. goodnight

Klee: i hope you dream of thumbs

Albedo: i don't

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Amber, fascinated: Lisa is such a simple person to captivate

Lisa: i am

Jean: yeah

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Childe: i feel like i might just be waterboarding the hydra

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Traveler: you know what? fuck it, we ball, nothing matters, god's dead. well, not yet

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Diluc: i'm going to go ascertain the whereabouts of some juice

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Nahida: your honor, my client made and oopsie doopsie. an oopsie daisy. a mistakey wakey, if you would. can you forgive him, please

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Kaeya: hello, my children, i'm back with a fuckton of twizzlers

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Furina: Monsieur, can you stop aurafarming?

Wriothesley: how can he? i don't think it's aurafarming, i think he just has that much

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Cyno: Michael Mouse is neurotypical in my book

Collei: no, he's not

Cyno: what mental illness does he have

Collei: mouse

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Sandrone: ...did it grow?

Columbina: do you like it?

Sandrone: he looks like what happens when you put one of those carpet covers over a toilet seat

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Prune: the amount of people in this server who work in drugs is higher than one which is too many