EeveeTheDragonQueen

Hey! I'm Eevee! I'm a Pokemon lover, Hamilfan, and so many more! I love to write, usually fanfiction. Memes and incorrect quotes are amazing. My posts will probably be a combination of all my likes. Enjoy! ^w^

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Jellyfish

Sonia: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains…

Gloria: Hey! A ray of hope for Hop!

Hop: 

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Rose’s fun

Rose: Oh so it’s fine when they get to have their fun, but when I have fun, it’s problematic?

Leon:

Leon: People die when you have fun.

Rose:

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No crunchy leaf

Milo: Why is Allister crying?

Bea: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Allister: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY

Milo: please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say

Allister: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH

Milo: NO NOT THAT

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Cinnamon roll

Milo: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Gordie: Cannibalism.

Milo: *confused chewing noises*

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I made a meme :DDD

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Swimming

Raihan: Hey Piers, do you have any hobbies?

Piers: Swimming..

Raihan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Piers: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Raihan:

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“Take out”

Milo: What does “take out” mean?

Leon: Food

Sonia: Dating

Allister: Murder

Raihan: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.

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Hop’s pet snake

Hop: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Sonia: A pet WHAT?!

Leon: William Snakespeare

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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes

Hamilton: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need! Mulligan: To the city? Hamilton: Yeah, no matter what! Burr: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly? Hamilton: I... I don't know! Laurens: Oh come off it, be serious! Hamilton: I am serious! Laurens: You're insane! Lafayette: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved! Everyone: Hamilton: What??? Lafayette: Or maybe it was a basset hound! Laurens, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes

Burr: You're a loose cannon, Laurens. Laurens: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Lafayette: I think you play by your own rules. Mulligan: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Burr: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Laurens: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Hamilton is a loose cannon. Hamilton: *smashes a chair*

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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes

Hamilton: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Laurens: Several traffic violations. Lafayette: Three counts of resisting arrest. Mulligan: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Burr: Also, that’s not our car.

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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes

Hamilton, trying to convince Burr to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Laurens: And loud! Lafayette: And grumpy! Mulligan: And oblivious to reality! Burr:

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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes

Hamilton: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Laurens: Rude. Lafayette: That’s fair. Mulligan: Not again. Burr: Are you going to want this back?

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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes

Hamilton, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Laurens: Hey. Lafayette: Hi. Mulligan: Hello. Angelica: Hey! Hamilton: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Burr: We were out of Doritos.