Me? Homestuck? In 20XX?

its more likely than you think

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[510055]

[call-me-noa]

I think there's something in the water in Lumiose idk

[iwasarob0t]

lichen lycan. is this anything.

[mig-murgthenurg]

I had to do a double take, prev, that's too good for the tags.

[cdigoddess]

[cdigoddess]

funniest comment ever left on my work

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

Ive reblogged this maybe seven times before AND ILL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN

[jawpeople]

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

[jawpeople]

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[egg-infinitum]

scrungles are my passion

[egg-infinitum]

Honk

[cosmic-fault-comic]

Kini - Ugly/Gross

Kini, almost pronounced like "Key-Knee" is a very funny word to me, to me it sounds kind of cute? the word itself is very fun to use

[mbg159]

general grievous is one of the characters ever. he’s a pile of lizard organs in a robot suit. he has four arms. he was invented before george lucas had any idea what his personality was and everyone though he had to be the coolest guy ever and then george decided he was an absolute fucking clown and didn’t tell anyone else. he has two different backstories, one of which is him being a tragic warrior-king fighting to preserve his spirit and to avenge his dead queen, and the other is him being an asshole who turned himself robot because the jedi wouldn’t invite him to their parties. he has some of the most raw artwork ever. his real name is qymaen jai sheelai. he has a moe schoolgirl version. they had to spend all of clone wars writing it so that he never met anakin because of one line. he killed a jedi named after shaggy from scooby-doo and another jedi named “master baytes.” he was trained by count dooku and the only thing dooku taught him was spinning. his voice is like 80% post-processing. he has a cough because george lucas had a really bad cough. the cough he uses is george lucas coughing. he has a pet monster and a sassy robot doctor. he has an infinite combo in lego star wars skywalker saga. nearly every one of his lines is a solid meme. i dressed up as him for halloween as a kid. he’s great.

[suppermariobroth]

It’s Luigi’s rotation party, and you are not invited.

[anarcho-dykeism]

finding old suppermariobroth posts that the new mod would hate is awesome

[tvguts]

i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gay-pippin]

Tumblr PLEEASE give me the blaze update i will pay to put hobbit love on everyones dash

[gay-pippin]

Trying now hold on

[gay-pippin]

YES GOD BLAZE IT

[gay-pippin]

[amelia--baeddelia]

first post I've seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

things are returning to how they once were

[gay-pippin]

[ranidspace]

The official homestuck site cant be that bad, like how bad can you mess it u-

oh. (use the homestuck unofficial collection)