#smwyrg!

THE EGG BOIS / sideblog to @hiss-and-vinegar / 🔞

[eggbo1s]

( this is a side blog to @hiss-and-vinegar, and you can read the rules page there. this blog has no f2f, it's all in character blogging. )

[eggbo1s]

🎁 + a monkey wrench set

YAAAAY!!! We got a PRESENT!!!

[theinboxmemebook]

Send in 🎁 + an item to give my muse a Christmas present!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zukana13731]

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

[hiss-and-vinegar]

@licentious-sanguinity

🐍 FORGET THE CHAIR, WE'LL TRY AN EXECUTION STYLE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY WIFE LIKE THAT AGAIN!

[licentious-sanguinity]

“Like I’m going to let myself get ordered around by a pathetic LEECH like you! Piss off with your egomaniacal bullshit!”

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 I'M NOT THE LEECH HERE, YOU SEX ADDLED PARASITE, DON'T THINK I COULDN'T TELL WHAT YOU WERE WHEN I SAW YOU!

🐍 FOR A HEART SHAPED DEVIL, YOU ARE IGNORANT IN ROMANCE, AND IT CLEARLY DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YOU, SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW BEST!!!

🐍 GET OFF MY POST OR BE EXECUTED BY MY BARS!

[licentious-sanguinity]

“Bold to make some drassstic fucking assumptions when you know nothing about me, you ignorant bastard!”

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 AND YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY WIFE AND I, YET YOU STILL DECIDED TO MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF BY SUGGESTING THAT LOVE ISN'T REAL!!!

[licentious-sanguinity]

“SAYS THE SAME MAN WHO THREW A CHAIR AT MY HEAD BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING WITH HER!”

[hiss-and-vinegar]

🐍 THAT WAS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION AND YOU ALREADY SAID YOU DIDN'T MIND!!!!!!!! DON'T GASLIGHT ME!!!!!!!!

[licentious-sanguinity]

“BUT YOU STILL THREW IT, DID YOU NOT? YOU INTENDED HARM UPON MY PERSON? AND YET YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFLECT IT AND WAVE IT AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING! YOU’RE A FUCKING JOKE!”

[eggbo1s]

🥚 :-) gee, seems you're pretty upset, boss! maybe a nice bath would help!

[guooey]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COXf-rCHC0s/

[charliemack]

@pangur-and-grim

[whitepeopletwitter]

I already do that

[spicymochi]

skater boy

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[runby2]

Just testing out some sounds

[sword-and-nightingale]

Oh! He’s feeling B O N K Y today

[pseudomantis]

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

[anxietyproblem]

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[lowpolyanimals]

Chick from Harvest Moon: A New Beginning

[anxietyproblem]

[foxes-in-love]

[anxietyproblem]

[soultobeloved]

dmx on how to love 🌸

[ahraeyah]

thank you DMX

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“it” being good relationship advice.

[werewolf-cuddles]