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Hello~!

I’m Justin Vandervelde. Proud egg enthusiast, avid swimmer, boxer, and best friend of Derby Harrington(he really is, he told me himself)!

Feel free to talk to me!

❌*paupers and peons however do NOT interact*❌

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laboratoryrats

“small thread on drawing plus sized characters!”

Source: Ullaiin on Twitter

amanda-fior

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont.

mikamikomiki

edgebug

minor tumblr user's carrd: over 25 dni!!

25 year old who was going to prey on this minor: oh damn 😔 here I was planning to groom them but i can't because of their dni 😔 what a shame 😔😔😔😔😔

edgebug

actual things you can do to keep yourself safe online instead of relying on a dni:

don't use your real name! not even your first name, if it's unusual!

don't tell anybody where you live! not even what state you're in! keep that shit a sexy little mystery that's between you and your mail carrier!!

liberally use the block feature!!!! use it!!! just block people if they give you the heebie jeebies!!

don't post selfies that you've also posted on facebook or anywhere else! reverse image search can be used to find your name if the same image is tied to fb or insta or anywhere else your actual name might be

consider not posting selfies at all actually esp if you're a minor......., shit can be dangerous

there's no reason you have to advertise your age if you're a minor <3 you don't have to tell anyone! don't lie, and please don't interact with 18+ content, or with adults who are uncomfortable with people under 18 interacting--but you don't have to go out of you way to say on your blog "hey I'm a minor and a member of a vulnerable community"! and if someone asks then you are allowed to tell them to fuck off

tell people to fuck off if they ask you questions that could be used to identify you

edgebug

this all counts for discord servers too btw. I'm 26 and as a kid on the internet I was warned about "chatrooms" and told to stay safe and not give out any personal info in a chatroom because that's dangerous. And It Is

discord servers are chatrooms y'all. not everyone in your public fandom discord is your friend

dinolich

I had a dream that I found the elephant graveyard where all the Peter Griffins go when they die in a gif so I tried to draw it

maskdoll

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

management trying to hire and retain employees

doorel

probably some shit that sans would pull

angel-derangement

did I tell you guys how much my boss spent on food delivery apps last year

angel-derangement

don’t think I did so this post is now open for your responses: my boss told our warehouse manager that he was surprised by how much he himself had spent on food delivery apps last year. Anyone wanna guess a figure.

angel-derangement

Thank you for playing along! The answer is NINETY FIVE THOUSAND AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS. This is just under the average full time adult salary, which is about $100k.

When we asked how this is possible, he said “oh, we just order it multiple times a day!”

That is about $260 worth of food delivery every. Single. Day. For a year.

We call him Uber Eats Boy.

angel-derangement

phonyhorse

jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.