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em | 28 | queer | agender/any pronouns | sometimes nsfw, minors dni | twitter: captainc0oter | writing blog: sanktogrief

[shanehollandered]

[galecstatic]

this is right where a shane hollander truly belongs

[lavenderprose]

The thing about Hollanov is that they are constantly having nasty mean sex and Shane is like, yeah. That’s great that’s normal. As long as they kiss Shane is like Okay :) Yay :) Thanks Rozanov, see you in a few months. Stands up straightens his clothes and walks out the door and that’s it. Somewhere behind him Ilya is staring at the ceiling. Reeling.

Then they go to that god forsaken cottage and they have the kind of face-to-face under the blankets condomless sex that even the Pope couldn’t disapprove of and Shane is crying. Gnashing his teeth. Losing his fucking mind. The emotional release is fucking agony. Ilya says you are perfect you are beautiful and you are MINE and Shane almost safewords. Ilya says I’m making love to you do you like it do you like it when I make love to you and the bedsheets are tangled around Shane’s ankles and he feels like he’s going to die. Ilya says Shane Shane Shane and to Shane it’s the most perverted thing he has ever fucking done.

[handsywoman]

just a random ass gifset

[twobabkas]

Rose Landry & Svetlana Vetrova • Heated Rivalry (2025-)

[themoonandmyman]

Every time I see this image

I can’t help but think of this

[captainc0oter]

if you look like this PLEASE hit me up im so serious

[mrssylargray]

[emmaharwoods]

With 16 nominations, Sinners makes history as the most Oscar-nominated film of all time.

[michaelwheelers]

My, my, the child speaks.

[chariotgifs]

KURT KUNKLE ⤷ joe keery in spree

[captainc0oter]

it's def canon that Derek from stranger things saw Stand By Me in 1986 and that's where he learned "suck my fat one [you cheap dime store hood]!"

[captainc0oter]

rip mike wheeler you would've loved "local man ruins everything" by the wonder years

[bedfordtowers]

[percyfraser]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987 — dir. Rob Reiner

[willbylers7]

"that's a good question" "there's no specific reason" "it happened off-screen" "it's ambiguous" like they can't be this stupid bro

[theupsidedownsprincess]

me talking to the duffer brothers after watching the finale 💕