EGGPLANT79

U ALL ALREADY KNOW I WAS TRYNA BE EGGPLANT69

[mosshound-deactivated20150711]

is sundays being weird like a universal thing….a whole day of the week dedicated to dreamlike existential anxiety and painful nostalgia, whats not to love

[unskins]

[eggplant79-blog]

I MOVED

please go follow me on @/ cocaive

[yeawutevr]

Louder

[kylierdub]

Shout that from the rooftops

[fluorescentsloth]

I don’t think enough people can hear this

[weloveshortvideos]

when you set off the alarm

[unregardless]

i literally can never have kids because if some kindergarten fucker is bullying my kid i’ll get arrested for kicking a toddlers ass

[ruinedchildhood]

[dailydot]

A Jihadist extremist told this female Lebanese news anchor to shut up, so she cut off his microphone.

Karaki was interviewing Hani Al-Seba’i about the phenomenon of Christians joining Islamic groups like ISIS. Al-Seba’i is a Sunni scholar who fled to London after he was sentenced in an Egyptian court to 15 years in prison for being a part of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad. The United Nations considers the group to be an affiliate of al Qaeda.

But despite Al-Seba’i’s extreme ties, Karaki didn’t back down when he disrespected her on Al-Jadeed TV after she politely tried to redirect his historical tangent. Instead of taking his guff, she cut off his microphone when she decided she’d had enough.

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[onlytwitterpics]

[skypestripper]

[pixelatedpixie]

why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes

like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks

like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry

[pixieiee-deactivated20181212]

where the lie tho

[paulwelsey]

??????????!????!!!????? Girl why

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

*crops my husband out of wedding photos * his eyes were closed and i was feeling my look can I live

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

I only go to school because I kno that’s what nicki wants me to do

[mediaite-blog]

[rynnay]

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

[shordibynature]

To everyone that thought that mid season finales were a good idea.

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[jartheracecar]

Because ball is life

[egberts]

what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?

[torracat]

he got 12 months

[egberts]

crime isnt a joke