[glumshoe]

I always get docked a few points in my performance reviews because apparently standing/walking with my arms folded behind my back and my hands grasping my opposite elbows is not “approachable body language”.

[glumshoe]

Like come on, I could not pick a more open and vulnerable body position if I tried. My throat and abdomen are completely exposed and unshielded. My hands are tangled up behind me where they are useless for initiating or preventing attack. This body language says ‘defenseless’ and my bosses are wrong. I could be disemboweled in a second.

[smitethestate]

Stand in combat stance for a while and then maybe they’ll appreciate your standard body language more.

[glumshoe]

Slowly circling guests with my fists near my face and my feet moving and my eyes locked with their own.

[gayavatarstyle]

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others

[gayavatarstyle]

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

[gayavatarstyle]

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

[gayavatarstyle]

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

[saltytocrusade]

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

[princecharmingtobe]

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

[gayavatarstyle]

[ashenwaste]

this was my favorite bit i nearly had an asthma attack

[whitepeopletwitter]

[antique-scarecrow]

#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated

why are these tags so funny

[averruncusho]

THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO

[chucktaylorupset]

There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo

[wizardposting666]

[pacificrim-archive]

im not usually one to say pokemon designs suck but this is one of the worst things ive ever seen. i fucking hate this guy

[tramampoline]

pokemon really just said “fuck royalty they all look like shit” this gen

[go-lurk]

[dreamyfreakout]

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

[hydrogenbymoon]

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

commissions / other art

chubby….. baby…..

[best-of-memes]

[celero-loves-dragons]

in this house we stan al

[garmmy]

more bg speedpaints :)

baram town from pokemon super mystery dungeon and eterna forest from platinum.

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[scp69]

Bro we are shapes

[franciium]

? :)

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

actually the best part of the lotr cast commentary is getting to hear about sir ian mckellen’s gay agenda

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

i phrased this as a joke because it is pretty funny but its also worth reading what he said:

IAN: When I suggested to Sean that he took Elijah’s hand it was because I thought anyone who knew the book would care about the deep friendship, often of an innocently physical nature, and that might’ve been missed by two resolutely heterosexual actors who mightn’t appreciate that gay people like myself saw in a touch something perhaps more meaningful than others might. So to persuade him to touch Elijah, I’d say, “Well look, it’s in the book.”

[Sean & Elijah in a separate recording] SEAN: Ian brought the book to me right before we shot it and he said, “Now look here, it says that Sam runs over and grabs Frodo’s hand,” he said. “The fans of the book are going to want to see that.” I sort of—I believed it, and I got a fan letter the other day that a neighbor friend handed to me, and it said how much it meant to her that Sam holds Frodo’s hand at that moment because it was something that she—it was one of the most important moments to her in the book. ELIJAH: Oh, that’s fantastic. It’s those subtle little nuances, man. SEAN: So thank you Ian. ELIJAH: That’s unbelievable.

[pansexual-pied-piper]

The gay agenda is accurate screen adaptions. Also homoerotic subtext.

[pillagecraft]

the mob in the spawn cage be like

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[robertpattisons]