almost there

 a little bit of everything ♚ feel free to ask & submit

[capricornaunt]

I just heard a girl talking on the phone and she said “so you will tag me in memes but you won’t text me back”

[eggstirminate]

oh boy, can't wait till AnimalBeastCreature is out on ps4

[morfdraehtsal]

[helle-naechte-deactivated201902]

[dailycube]

[scriptscribbles]

[geordis-archive-deactivated2016]

[brendenfraser]

Olive Penderghast’s cool parents.

[b-a-n-i-d-o]

[sidlolly-deactivated20170521]

[thorvaenn]

[arbutuslirio]

[sociallychallengednerd]

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

[adobe-outdesign]

[cakejam]

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

[ismyotpcanonyet]

day 666: maybe I could sell my soul to make my otp canon…

[misspendragon]

[eggstirminate]

my entire life is a tumblr post

[cartoontees]

this other time in the eighth grade there was a fire alarm so the teacher marched us out onto the front lawn and we waited there for like three minutes and we were all like ”what the heck where is the rest of the people in this darn 2400 kid school” and that’s when we realized

it wasn’t a fire drill

it was a tornado drill

if that was real we would be dead we would all be freaking dead