[paxamericana]

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 💫

things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your recently used 4 emoji predict your future! is it good?

yes

no

it's great!

it's awful!

results

Voting ended onNov 22, 2025

🧍‍♂️😄🤨🇵🇱 bruh NOOOOOOO

[userlesbian]

[finelytaylored]

that giant beaming fucking smile 😭

[thistooisphanyuri]

I gotta say it’s so funny to see people like “middle school me is dying” and “big day for people who USED to be annoying in middle school and etc” like no. You don’t understand. I’m a taxes paying adult and this was the biggest day of the year for me.

[hansoeii]

I reblogged the destiel phan is real meme and now people are asking me who dan and phil are. I thought you could only join this website if you had a problematic parasocial relationship with them when you were 14

[senatortedcruz]

My Etsy witch will hear about this

[pseudophan]

realest thing he's ever said. wait what was this video about

[sleepyslag]

"Dan and Phil just came back to make money" okay well. this is their job. do you want Dan to go back to selling axes to children or.

[danpilled]

in all the joy and celebration, we have forgotten the fallen.

rest in peace danandphilgames. babygirl you lived, you served cunt, and you died. godspeed

[theweight]

they’re airing the secret good sherlock episode tomorrow

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman