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girlstunts

every frerard post sounds like this to me

martindykewood

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

#jjk

ryan-sometimes

One of my favorite things about having a degree in biochemistry is going undercover at a store like Sephora. I can read the composition of the cosmetics and actually understand them. There’s no words to describe how great it feels. It’s like being in on an inside joke or secret

ryan-sometimes

The main thing I observe is that a lot of employees recommend makeup that is chemically incompatible. For example, if you ask them to recommend you a foundation and concealer, a lot of times they’ll pick two products that are chemically immiscible, so they’ll NEVER blend together successfully.

Generally foundation/concealer is either water or silicone based. There are upsides to each based on your needs. However, water and silicone are immiscible, and so if your foundation is water based but your concealer is silicone based, you will never get a good blend between these products. You’ll have to go back to switch to something that works.

ryan-sometimes

If you want to test for this in-store, mix the two on the back of your hand. If they form a uniform mixture, they’re miscible. If they separate, they’re chemically incompatible, and should not be used together. You can do this for any number of skin products. Primers, moisturizers, foundations, concealers, contour sticks, etc etc. Anything that comes in liquid or paste form.

You don’t need to understand all the chemicals on the label to run this experiment!

nobrain-nothoughts

As someone in pharmaceutical sciences I also experience similar things, so a hint from me: collagen is useless. In a cream it will not penetrate the skin, so doesn't do anything. As a food supplement, lemme tell you a secret: collagen is a protein. And when you eat protein, your stomach thinks its food and chops it up, so it can be used to make your own protein. Collagen is just expensive protein powder, and doesn't do anything meat or a veggie substitute does.

nociceptrix

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

fuck-customers

serumvials

byjove

I hate how women get so much flack for being older parents and men don’t. Do NOT mention the biological aspect because there is a higher rate of birth defects in children with older fathers too. I get so pissed off whenever I see a man over 45 (often 50+, sometimes 60+) talking about how he thinks he’s finally ready to settle down and start a family OR WORSE YET, leave his childfree relationship because he suddenly realized he wanted children. It would be a bit more understandable if these guys were looking for age appropriate women to settle down with but the guys that suddenly decide they want to be a father once they’re brushing up against middle age always want to impregnate a woman in her 20s or early 30s because they think women their age are ‘all used up’ and they are somehow…not? The general vibe of selfishness makes it difficult for me to believe you will be a good father and I hope your child comes home one way and asks you to stop coming to their school events because all of their peers call you ‘Grandpa Dad’.

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

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hiveswap

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

yb-cringe

tobias-foxington

There are around 7 videogames

yellow-cat

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt