Egodactylus

I killed a man in colod blood on september 25th 2013 near the Delaware river after which I disposed of the body by throwing it in said river. The body was found by the authorities the next day but they could never trace the murder back to me and as of this day I am still haunted by the act. I hope there is forgiveness in the beyond for my deeds more atrocious than that of depraved monster seeking blood. I did not kill out of bloodlust but merely cause I could and I wanted to. Dear God free me from my flesh cage and burn my skin as if it were Icarus his wings and you the beautiful bright sun I am so yearning to reach.

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[tonguethief]

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

[nattousan]

happy fagged out friday

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[grimeclown]

Why does my search history sound like Skylar white in a depressive episode

[kabber]

[my-dailydreams]

[dogpuppy]

[egberts]

song of the summer 2026

[striders]

[silverbridge-harbor]

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

[tamattuta]

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[privatedarius]

Galah chicks in gum tree hollow photo credit: Louise Rowland

[ratsquinks]

the rat play area has moved! miso knows less than usual

[filmphotofranz]

[nahumartz]

tusk in the wind