[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[shitacademicswrite]

[somarysueme]

[everythingfox]

Purrcussion

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[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[headspace-hotel]

she DEMAND to be Percussed

[badjokesbyjeff]

I think the most patriotic part of the entire Super Bowl was Rihanna’s halftime performance

Because there’s nothing more American than for a woman to work while she’s pregnant.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.

‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

[badjokesbyjeff]

A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"

The German man says, "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"

The German man says, "No, just visiting."

[everythingfox]

Big bed

[despazito]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[quantum-dragon]

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[growaglow]

@frustrationsmear

[wilwheaton]

President and COO of MMA, a marketing trade association, explains to Elon why advertisers are leaving and it’s NOT activist pressure.

Oh, and then this happened:

[everythingfox]

Owner makes a snowcave for his dog after a snowstorm

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[spider-shoes-archive]

is it really sunday evening again didnt this happen like a week ago

[everythingfox]

Hey Hector

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[swoopyswish]

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

[everythingfox]

Confused baby

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