[jimkirkachu]

has this been done yet?

[bleakyblues]

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.

bisexuals know what I'm talking about.

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[fearowgasm]

No, she GAVE cunt and SERVED, and she DIED

[chilewithcarnage]

[8168708]

Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

[8168708]

[jelloapocalypse]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Puthykraken got dithintegrated by the dithcourthe

[sevaria]

i want a dick just so i can experience sticking it in an open electrical outlet

Real

[parasitoidism]

In terms of bad omens this is on the level of what a solar eclipse would mean to a medieval peasant 600 years ago

[candy-pants]

#is this not what happened

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

my mod folder for sims 4 is nearly 10gb

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

How does your laptop not spontaneously combust

[rylandsgrace]

The similarities are uncanny… (source @capfilms)

[evilwizard]

drink my concoction boy

[jordieritzcracker]

Please, use commas

[evilwizard]

drink him

[ripempezardexerox]

[emotion-deluxe]

[rylandsgrace]

#Steve’s new job is VERY useful (insp)

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[autisticexpression]

I learn so much on this website

[seapeesound]

i love ABORTION, AUTISM, n ASSASSINATION

[seapeesound]

i also love ANARCHY btw

[witchyboba]

I made this just for you <3

[twilightdomain]

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

[buddwyer]

you're listening to 107.6 THE CUNT. that was limp bizkit's hit song rollin' off the album chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water. if you are having thoughts of suicide it's okay to reach out and ask for help. there are people who care. anyway in the next hour we've got puddle of mudd coming up for you followed by some classic drowning pool

[brokenstick]