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mclennon doesn’t count as RPF because it’s really funny and it also actually happened

#john lennon onstage with elton john voice this is a song by an ex fiance of mine *cue all my lovin*

suzybishops

lestat + liam gallagher tweets

its actually so important that lestat is moderately cringe. he HAD to say cheugy or the season doesnt work

#tvl spoilers #iwtv #i cant even begin processing that ep wtf happened

finalgirlguy

the 3 of them went together to the yellow submarine premiere and john’s outfit was half white half black. because he was not normal he was a crazy individual

#for some fun bonus content. they were living in paul’s house at the time #and paul’s fiancee broke up with him on live tv three days later #no she wasnt also living with them. she had a job and better things to do than psychosexual mind games

every 70’s john lennon album is like i am severely mentally ill. (song based on a thought experiment yoko told him to do). i haven’t processed my mother’s death. (edgelord moment). if yoko leaves me i’m going to kill myself. i’ll never get sober. (sick instrumental). society is evil. i think i peaked at 25

#unfortunately i am a john girl #rip john lennon you would’ve loved getting periodically cancelled on twitter

paul mccartney this is day 6 of ob-la-di, ob-la-da i am begging you to let these people go home to their families

#i found a day by day timeline of the beatles and i get it now #i too would want to fight everyone around me if i had to record that song for basically 2 weeks straight #for the record all of the sessions are like this or longer. one of them is 3pm to 3am

francisforever2014

i’m so glad that iwtv is brave enough to show real queer joy in these times— nobody dies of aids, no queerbaiting, just happy, escapist media about gay people in incestuous relationships with their transmasc mothers, gay people beating up and murdering each other, and the queer joy of finally allowing yourself to be a drug addled rock star haunted by your past

#this was lestat’s prophetic vision

unalivejournal

In heated rivalry season 2 Shane should develop autoimmune encephalitis and ilya should gaslight him into thinking he's developing psychosis and manipulate him into killing and eating people

#the people dont even know this is literally the plot of hannibal complete with metaphorical elopement and wedding

willgrahamscock

what do you mean you "understand Hannibal Lecter"? He literally abused Will for 3 seasons.. he's a bad person!

disgustinggf

#i am currently in the process of discovering ‘brushing your teeth after dinner #means not having to go downstairs to the cold bathroom and waking yourself up right before bed’#big moves happening rn

killrockstar

i love this post because guys are really really mad on it

subaru-copilot

paul mccartney said "if I were a girl I could've fought over him" and yoko ono said "if paul had been a girl I would have felt threatened by him" and john lennon said "I'm down to fuck guys too, don't worry"

#sorry yall i’m back in the beatles hole #john lennon voice if paul and i couldve had a homosexual relationship maybe that would’ve satisfied it #john lennon voice yeah i tried to spread the rumor that i’m gay but it didn’t get much traction #john lennon voice at the time (that he beat the shit out of bob wooler) i was so scared of the f*g in me #john lennon voice i could probably fall in love with a man but he’d have to not just be attractive but mentally very advanced as well #and you just cant find people like that

i am normal about the beatles (<- guy who recently rewatched get back and also started man on the run)

#the thing about the beatles is that they are in fact the flash point for like. everything #and the more you learn about them the truer that statement gets

theweight

i don’t have time for this paul mccartney

do you ever read something that makes you go damn. holy shit bro this makes me understand the world and my own family. this post is about a specific iwtv fic btw

#fifth avenue by ohofcourse you will always be famous #i think about the ‘they did this to her *dad*’ scene where lestat’s teaching claudia piano all the time

the thing about zuko is that he’s terminally 16. which means that if you’re younger than him he’s the coolest basically-grown-up you’ve ever seen and if you’re older than him he’s trying sooooo hard and fucking it up soooooo bad and you want to sit him down with a blanket and maybe a cat as well

kitebird-hockey

Heated Rivalry fans not knowing about Sid and Ovi is reaching the point of absurdity. like what if there was a huge worldwide Veggie Tales fandom and none of them knew the Bible existed

#kb you and i need to cowrite a paper on the way the sid and ovi rivalry reshaped real time sports narrative building in hockey #with a soupçon of paul kariya

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