You're a liability.

29. #PhDpending. Hufflepuff.

[o-oluuu]

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

[sab3rtooth]

[admaioremdeigloriam]

Okay hear me out, 2000's First Gen Catholic Aesthetic, or is that just getting too specific?

I can't be the only one who experienced this.

[yvngbebe]

[brotherluv]

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

[theconcealedweapon]

[grendels-mother]

Nature Self-Portrait #4 by Laura Aguilar

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Twinks with unexpectedly hairy asses nation rise up

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Obsessed with this comment actually

[patrocles]

[maggierobots]

That's it. That's the dream. I'm almost mad that that's the dream.

[two-40-foot-slabs]

Subpoena the Teenage Witch

[evilwizard]

(Salem, 1692)

[fleuvien]

[two-40-foot-slabs]

Subpoena the Teenage Witch

[evilwizard]

(Salem, 1692)

[stjohnstarling]

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[killcatboys]

SAW TRAP write 1-2 paragraphs on a discussion post and respond to two of your classmates

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[gaynfl-moved]

Happy Halloween season to this tweet specifically