i will carry you home in my teeth

perpetually 5 minutes late & covered in cat hair, living in rva & trying my best. 👭

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[senatortedcruz]

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[earthdad]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city counsel with a child acknowledgement statement

[miseryshak]

oh my God new clown just dropped

[sixteensecrets]

cleated rivalry, you were beautiful 🥺

[wincaraz]

Norway v. England | World Cup 2026

[warmfigure]

perfect summer berry display at the market

[hangsawoman]

shirley jackson casually asking the pharmacist how much arsenic would be necessary to kill a family

from on fans and fanmail, a lecture by shirley jackson

[hangsawoman]

this is like that time virginia woolf was at the pharmacist with her sister vanessa and were casually (and loudly) talking about lesbian sex

[bunnysarchive]

hennins! one of my favorite medieval accessories!👑

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[grendels-mother]

ppl think diabetes is so easy but like. here’s the list of things that made my blood sugar go high 2day (and that had NOTHING to do with food):

1. was super locked in following recipe really closely so i didn’t fuck up & miss a step

2. got 2 hype watchin world cup

so like. what is the verdict here. do i just sit down & stoically stare @ wall 24/7????