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yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
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My friend unfollowed me on fb because she doesnt like that I'm open about my mental health.
Coooooool
There's obviously some things wrong with me.
If my abuser can be married twice in six years and I cant even find one viable partner ...
there are two wolves inside of you. one wants to be flashy and irresistable. the other doesn’t want anyone looking at you ever again.
you are gay
This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.
and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.
Recommended tactics to deal with a child hitting on you:
“kiddo”
“buddy”
inform a friend to ensure you’re never left alone with them
refer to own age in conversation
“yeah, I know I look young, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE how awkward it is being mistakenly hit on by a teenager!”
upon that child turning 18:
“Happy birthday, kiddo!”
“Have you registered to vote yet?”
“Man, being a baby adult was so hard, good luck with that”
Some much needed positivity, now my phone background
If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;
I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.
‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.
He is gone.
Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.
I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.
There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson
Why did he do that?
Because Obama created the pandemic response team. Anything obama started, he destroys.
He’s also cut the budget for the CDC every damn year for the past 3 years
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Mudkip says take ya meds, unclench that jaw, and trans rights
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I know that all vaginas are different and beautiful and blah blah blah but some of them really do look like a beat up deli meat sandwich that fell into some dust and I hate looking at those ones.
If its any consolation I think all dicks are ugly to look at so ...shrug...