Silent Faving

I should have been a pair of ragged claws. Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

[ehmcyclopedia]

have some cute, pt.2

[ehmcyclopedia]

have some cute, pt.1

[assbaka]

What's your D&D character?

Copy and paste your results:

ARGUMENTATIVE ELF PALADIN FROM A VILLAGE WITHOUT A TAVERN WHO IS WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

[torque-witch]

BOISTEROUS DRAGONBORN WARLOCK FROM A ENCHANTED FOREST LOGGING COMPANY WHO ALWAYS REFERS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS AS ‘SHES’

[cutestforlife]

RELIABLE HUMAN WARLOCK FROM A LOCAL BREWERY WHO WAS TOLD THEY’LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH

[rozarria]

ENTHUSIASTIC HALF-ELF SORCERER FROM THE WILDERNESS WHO HASN’T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING IN THEIR SHORT LIFE YET

[sunspeared]

DEMURE HALF-ELF CLERIC FROM A FLOATING CITY WHO PREFERS TO FIGHT DRUNK

[justjasper]

ENTERPRISING HALF-ELF CLERIC FROM A HIGH-CLASS BROTHEL WHO NO LONGER DREAMS

[darklordavy]

BOISTEROUS DWARD DRUID FROM A SECLUDED FOREST VILLAGE WHO JUST WANTS THEIR MONEY BACK

[mr-rob0t]

GRAVE ELF BARD FROM A DESERT TOWN HIDDEN INSIDE A SANDSTORM WHO HATES THE WRITTEN WORD

[proustianrecall]

MODEST HALF-ELF SORCERER FROM THE CITY POST OFFICE WHO CAN ONLY WHISPER AFTER AN ATTEMPTED HANGING

…I like her.

[amorphousblob]

CONSCIENTIOUS DWARF SORCERER FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO IS QUICK TO TAKE CREDIT AND ASSIGN BLAME

[eorzean-capitalist]

PHILOSOPHICAL HALF-ELF BARBARIAN FROM A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON WHO HATES TO BE CLEAN

[lb-lee-deactivated20180415]

BUREAUCRAT HALF-ORC WHO REALLY JUST WANTS TO STAMP UNI APPS AND FOR PEOPLE TO STOP TRYING TO KILL HER. (Her name was Ragatha.  Hardest Lawful-Neutral character I have ever played, which may not sound fun except I was campaigning with anarchists.  She flubbed every single dice roll, nearly died, and became everyone’s favorite.  I still have her sheet but have never gotten to play her again.)

[amiserablerabbit]

emotional Half-elf Bard from a nomad circus who worries some of their memories have been tampered with

…that’s not fair, randomgen script! (also I play so many bards omg why.) (also you can’t paste caps into markdown?)

[ehmcyclopedia]

MOROSE HALF-ELF MONK FROM A LAID BACK BEACH TOWN WHO SUFFERS FROM A RECURRING NIGHTMARE

o. well. i can't argue that.

[againchild]

The lost Munster. I accept it.

[ehmcyclopedia]

I hate when my phone default posts to my art blog.

[ehmcyclopedia]

So this past weekend I was graced with a visit from the amazing adrian-james, and am now the proud owner of all this amazing work.

Some of this stuff is discontinued or no longer being printed, but you can find some of his comics & zines on gumroad (Animal Folx is particularly amazing) & other sticker & tote designs on redbubble!

[illustruction]

hiya team! I’ve started a patreon to see if I can’t swing a little more income per month and deliver some SWEET SWEET GOODZ to you in the process! I’m working hard on a lot of stuff I don’t wanna post publicly right now so if you want to see that well LUCKY YOU.

CHECK IT OUT!

(and feel free to spread this around I love you thanks)

[asarlaithe-deactivated20220528]

please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is wrong, you’re not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you can’t talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.

[midsnacker-deactivated20180518]

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

Humanies

[victoriousvocabulary]

POLLYWOG [aka POLLIWOG]

[noun]

a tadpole; a larval frog or toad; also known as porwigle.

Etymology: variant of polliwig, from Middle English polwigle, from  pol (“head”; see poll) + wiglen (“to wiggle”).

[Eiko Jones]

[untamedunwanted]

Girls like her were born in a storm. They have lightning in their souls, Thunder in their hearts, and chaos in their bones.

Girls like Her | Nikita Gill (via untamedunwanted)

[coffee-and-corsets]

*whispers*… support all ace people.

All of them. Everyone of the goddamned spectrum. Most of us spent too long feeling very broken or confused to later get told we dont get to be part of the one community we feel we relate to.

Sex repulsed ace? You’re great. I feel.you. I know exactly what that’s like.

Sex positive ace? Man thats awesome. Whether it’s just from a like casual interest or curiosity in it as a fascinating topic or as an active participant because you like how it feels. If you arent attracted sexually to people you’re ace too and still welcome here.

Grey-a? I bet that was really confusing to figure out man, im so glad you’re here. Don’t worry I promise you’re awesome too, youre not a “fake” or anything like that.

Demi? You go, dude. Being attracted to your partner or someone you have that bond with doesnt make you less a part of our community. It doesnt meanmyou were “never really ace” or that now you’re totally allosexual. Demi is just as valid as other orientations.

Basically anyone that feels like they are part of the ace spectrum is awesome and you belong here, fuck what other people tell you.

Unless you’re a raging asshole and like a murderer or something. Then you arent awesome.

[warsofasoiaf]

Do you believe that Robb Stark earned the title of the King Who Lost the North? I mean Robb made a great many political mistakes such as breaking his marriage pack with the Freys, not listen to various advisors on holding Lord Karstark as political hostage in order to keep the Karstark soldiers loyal to him, and putting his honour above making compromises. Wouldn't Robb arguably be just as responbile for the Red Wedding as Tywin, Walder Frey, and Roose Bolton?

Generally speaking, I blame murders on the ones who perpetrate them, no one else.

There were certainly some political mistakes that Robb made, especially in empowering Theon to make a deal, but expecting Walder Frey to betray every tradition held sacred by the Westerosi, Littlefinger to have Lysa wrapped around Littlefinger, and for Edmure to mess Robb’s grand strategic plan with the Battle of the Fords and empower Tywin to make a deal with Mace Tyrell is far beyond what anyone can reasonably be expected. If any one of the many jabs needling Robb’s strategic campaign had failed to produce, the Red Wedding probably wouldn’t have happened.

Robb did fairly well, all things considered, and tried to handle his missteps by forcing Tywin to march west, but Tywin had a few lucky breaks happen his way, so because the Lannister-Tyrell strategic alliance needed more than a few things to break their way, I can’t say that Robb really deserves the title of the “King Who Lost the North.” Sorry.

Thanks for the question, Anon.

SomethingLikeALawyer, Hand of the King

[zookeeperrick]

Fossa feet for #ToeTursday!!! This is an older photo of the hind feet of Isa the fossa at the #SanDiegoZoo (took this while he was napping). They can walk/climb flat-footed or on their toes. Having worked with him from a very early age, I can tell you that the foot pads are soft and tacky to the touch, giving them excellent grip on all surfaces. The dexterity of the feet is unmatched, as they have the ability to grasp and hold in ways I have never seen in other #carnivores. Couple those two things with amazing speed, agility intelligence & strength and you soon see why this #AwesomeAnimal is indeed one of the more impressive predators you will ever see. #instagood #AnimaFact #animalsofinstagram #fossa #fosa #AwesomeAnimals #wildlife #zookeeper

[violainebriat]

I’m an update failure :X here are a bunch of designs I drew wih markers :) If you wanna get more updates from me, please follow my instagram @ violainebriat

[skindeeptales]

Alex Arnautov

[fumbledeegrumble]

Ahhh. That rare moment when a concept artist designs a fat character who is realistic, cool, and not neck-deep in a mire of horrible, offensive fat stereotypes.

One of my favorites. Artist: Robert Simons

I’d love to see him return to this character, honestly.

[fumbledeegrumble]

Pssst

Guys.

Maybe if we reblog this enough, sooner or later it’ll reach concept artists and show them that there’s a BETTER way to draw fat characters, and they don’t have to be insulting with their concept art.

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

I’m really surprised that she actually have both breasts, thighs AND visible two level belly AND pudgy arms that’s a really good one

[ehcb]

Fat mecha pilot girl is big on my media wishlist

[iron-sunrise]

Don’t sleep on Robert Simons. His art is fucking amazing