eli on the roof

feminist. vegan. queer. autistic.

[rosehathaways-deactivated201604]

[eidetic-onus-blog]

Woman: Should I trust men?

MRA: No. If you trust men, you're a careless, irresponsible slut who's asking to be raped.

Woman: Should I not trust men?

MRA: No. If you don't trust men, you're a paranoid, misandrist bitch.

Woman: Then what should I do?

MRA: Use your psychic powers to determine if a man is a rapist. If he's not, you're obligated to have sex with him as a reward for him being nice enough to not rape.

Woman: I don't have psychic powers, and no one's entitled to my body just because they don't rape. That's the bare minimum of being a decent human being.

MRA: FEMINAZI!!!!! CHECK YOUR FEMALE PRIVILEGE!!!!!

[nathanjurgenson]

The stereotype of the ugly, unfuckable feminist exists for a reason – because it’s still the last, best line of defence against any woman who is a little too loud, a little too political. Just tell her that if she goes on as she is, nobody will love her. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve always believed that part of the point of feminist politics – part of the point of any sort of radical politics – is that some principles are more important than being universally adored, particularly by the sort of men who would prefer women to smile quietly and grow our hair out.

If you’re a feminist you’ll be called a man-hater. You don’t need rebranding (via nothingman)

[preciousprincesa]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

[hashtagloveloses]

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

[awesome-]

[gingerrlocks-blog]

[lextempus-deactivated20150414]

Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.

[silensy]

Shit, I totally teared up. At work. 

[garbage-dono]

DO YOU EVER HAVE A SUDDEN GRAPHIC SEX FANTASY OUT OF NOWHERE AND YOU’RE JUST LEFT LIKE

wELL ALRIGHTY THEN

[eidetic-onus-blog]

At least once a day

[fuckyeahskinsuk]

[nc-17]

[niknak79]

[eidetic-onus-blog]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

[daxina-deactivated20170717]

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

[busket]

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

[fancynancyadventures]

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

[housing-first]

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

[fuckyeahsexpositivity]

NO. WAY.

—BB

[azzandra]

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

[raistlinne-deactivated20141110]

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

[ushijina-deactivated20181014]

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

[hoespice-deactivated20180619]

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

[dennys]

Blood is thicker than water but syrup is thicker than blood, so technically, pancakes are more important than family.

Anonymous

the dennys tumblr is officially starting to scare me

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

[huditama]

“When I put my eyes on you, there’s no escape. You know that.”

-KSIOlajidebt

[random-gay-writer]

KITTENS

[pastelpitbulll]

 KITTENS

[lucifer-the-morning-star-blog]

KITTENS

[vinsmokesbitch]

KITTENS

[kyletheswede]

KITTENS

[badabiiiiiiing-deactivated20210]

KITTENS