In your house.

"Rose." 23. Hotter. Get stickbugged.

[whoiscallingme]

[kiixiies]

blessed are those who seek the strap

[kiixiies]

Thanks yoda

[eighthdevil]

Nothing makes me go quite as unhinged as looking at paperwork does.

[eighthdevil]

I have found that the best thing to do when a highblood spits on the ground you walk on is to take a long look at the puddle and say that it looks like a larynx infection.

[eighthdevil]

Alternatively, if you have enough time on your hands and also can run very fast, you can always crouch down and read them their fortune from it, like they are tea leaves.

[eighthdevil]

I have found that the best thing to do when a highblood spits on the ground you walk on is to take a long look at the puddle and say that it looks like a larynx infection.

[eighthdevil]

I went to get coffee from the gas station and a fellow customer called me a “pest” in passing. I love it here.

[bettedavisgf]

i think video games should be more abstract and depressing i think there should be a wuthering heights video game where you just wander through the moors until you give up and perish of consumption

[eighthdevil]

The “putting on lipstick to take out the trash” mentality takes on entirely new levels when you and your home are under constant outside surveillance.

[eighthdevil]

Reviewing mother's old tombs until my eyes bleed, when all I am looking for is one specific formula. Lalondian crypticism is well and good until your offspring needs to find something.

[vulcaniq]

its going to be a good day!! 

[valtsv]

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

[bitinguhawm]

Jester for the court

[valtsv]

now look what you've done. because your joke was funnier than mine they're gonna execute me. i hope it was worth it.

[trainstoppin]

date night in the sky! i like to take him flying at night… 💙❤️️ 🌠 🌠 🌠

(( LOOK WHAT EV SURPRISED ME WITH TONIGHT IM GONNA CRY WTF WTF ILLEGAL TO BE NICE TO ME LIKE THIS THANK U THANK U THANK U (foaming at the mouth) ))

[diphyodont-deactivated20200831]

outta all the stars in the night sky hes the only one im lookin at 💕💕

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

pussy eater tweet deleter got peanut butter in my iphone speaker lost my wallet forgotten prophet gonna go stick a fork in a socket

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

broken chalice god’s wrath and malice grief is the planet and my name is atlas guts and glory breaking news story settled in my role as a memento mori

[tonyzaret]

[eighthdevil]

What goes on in the lives of people who exclusively send voice messages instead of texts.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[yekkes]

The internet agrees with me: