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in batfamily hell | any pronouns

[eiraeths]

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#ear reblogs - probably non-fandom bullshit. that’s it.

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[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[samioli]

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[mistertricksterking]

Batman #635 and #641

[soulakuarian]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[eiraeths]

suicide cw/tw

i need dick to go back to 90s angstwing through an arc where he gets stuck in a time loop, and in order to end it he has to stop someone from killing themself. it's one of those tragedies where it's preventable from the outside but unpreventable within. something different has to be done, but for that to happen it has to be someone else.

dick's psyche has gone through so many changes, with bounds and bounds of emotional maturity, but helplessness isn't something he copes with well. he's fought against unthinkable opponents, risen above countless challenges. there's always something that can be done. a contingency plan (or three). split-second decisions created, somehow perfect, in the moment.

opponents are physical. he cannot punch away someone's active suicidal ideation. he can't untangle plans with his bare hands and make them forget what they're determined to do.

picture all of this along to dick suffering from stress hallucinations. that scene in the 90s run where he's hallucinating batman practically scolding him out of suicide.

there's two versions of this in my head.

one version is an allude to the inherent loop of comics as a storytelling medium and the way things go unaddressed. traumatic events waved away with the next writer. unresolved plot lines. very ineloquent explanation but brain not wording right to convey exact meaning. so. interpret it your own way for now. or see my vision.

the second version is jason is the one dick has to stop. unstoppable force versus immovable object. trying to save someone who has never wanted to be saved by you (and all the nuance of everyone assuming they know what's best for jason and jason's unique ability to aggravate everyone every time he speaks).

bring in dick's stress hallucinations again and the image of a faceless jaybin with the real, now living thing in front of him. but the living thing is dying by his own volition. and dick doesn't know how to stop him. he's not the right person for this but there's no one else who can help.

it's just dick and his inability to save his brother from himself. it's just dick and his inability to understand what jason needs.

it's jason. it's the ticking clock that restarts with a terrible reminder of every time dick has failed.

[lovesick-joey]

crochet

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[eiraeths]

thinking about how i tried to start medication for ocd-like thoughts because i kept getting stuck in loops worrying i was gonna give patients the wrong dosage or medication, and then the ssri i was put on landed me in the hospital three days later with severe serotonin syndrome. there's a funny joke somewhere in that.

[unicornconnor]

Nightwing is about to burst

What have you done, Jason?

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

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the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

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[nudityandnerdery]

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

[achilles-was-better-than-u]

khoa should’ve gotten jason in the divorce

[nflstreet]

Return of the king

[nflstreet]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sunlitlemonade]

i think of jason acting as food tour guide around gotham a lot. he would find all the little places that might be otherwise invisible ofc & drag ppl there & also have them stop at random food trucks & it would be such an experience for everyone involved because the lore drop woukd be insane. like *points at gargoyle* its where batman & catwoman are spotted fucking at least twice a year *points to gargoyle on the opposite building* thats where they always break up. the roof top has seen legendary screaming matches. a hand goes up 'yes?' 'where do they have make up sex' 'fuck if i know'