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tahobitz

#scroop

satan-offical

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

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Who reblogged this 30 times

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Who reblogged this 60 times

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Keep going guys, we can get 100

hgedits

On the road to hell there was a railroad car...

#hadestown

ltwilliammowett

Nautical Terms

Here are just a few terms that might be of interest to some of you.

Before the mast – refers to the sailors’ quarters, which were located in the fore part of the ship (the bow), whilst the officers’ quarters were near the stern. The term can also be used as a synonym for a common sailor.

Clap on – to increase power by adding more rigging or deploying more men. Also: to set more sails.

Deck passage – accommodation for passengers on deck when there was insufficient cabin space. Often used on short voyages.

Hail – a greeting at sea

Handsomely – slowly and carefully; particularly when handling ropes under tension.

Maiden Voyage – the first voyage of a ship that has recently been fitted out and is finally fit for service.

Salt – nickname for a sailor. Also ‘Old Salt’ for a very experienced sailor.

Slew – to turn something around its own axis: to swing a mast round.

Stand by – to be ready

Stave off – to push a boat or floating object away from a jetty or the side of a ship using a pole, a boat hook or a similar tool.

helmet-noob

i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name

PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

ryan-sometimes

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

fazbear-ent-official-archived

what if freddy fazbear was a masc lesbian. Think about it

freddy fazbutch??

#10k posts #to me

blanq

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

daughter-of-prospero

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

#blossomspirit #wait that’s so cute i love it

thisisnotanex1t

Hey RTC fandom! Let's stop pitting gay men against women. Noel would not hate Talia. Noel would not want to "fist fight" Talia. You people are just misogynists who can't stand when a woman "gets in the way" of your non canon yaoi Ok? 😄

systlin

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

guooey

Patrick Ness, More Than This

ew what is that thing (affectionate)

#been watching looney tunes a lot these past few months #this guy was my favorite as a kid and i think he holds up. scraggly little thing that gets beat up in a comedic way :)#wile e coyote #looney tunes

hear-me-out-contest

Although the contest is not yet over, I'm free on Thursday and I figured since we have our top 16, I may as well get to making the cake!

So... are we ready for this monstrosity I am about to make myself bake?

How much butter

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Voting ended onJul 22

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How much sugar?

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Voting ended onJul 22

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How much flour?

150g

175g

200g

225g

250g

Voting ended onJul 22

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How much baking powder?

1/4 tsp

1/2 tsp

3/4 tsp

1tsp

1 1/4 tsp

1 1/2 tsp

Voting ended onJul 22

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And some extras? (top three will make it in)

1tsp sprinkles

1tbsp sprinkles

50g greek yoghurt

Banana chips

Something from the fruit and nut cupboard 😭

1tsp Vanilla extract

1 tbsp vanilla extract

chocolate chips

cocoa powder

Voting ended onJul 22

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And finally...

Food dye proportions

Red

Yellow

Blue

Green

Black

Edible gold glitter

Edible silver glitter

Voting ended onJul 22

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...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me

#oh this is gonna be a monstrosity #i’m so excited

maidslime

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.