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NASA
Love Begins
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Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:
To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?
Klance + kittens ❤️💙
This might be the most precious thing I’ve ever drawn. I am… so weak…
Based on this text post 💜
The garrison trio when they return to earth:
Gender Neutral Replacements for Ladies and Gentleman
Cilantro lovers and cilantro haters
Pencil biters and literally everyone else
People who share minion memes ironically…and those who don’t
Shampoo and conditioner separately vs. that 2 in 1 dumpster bottle
People who like purple and people who like literally any other color better
People who sleep in socks and people that don’t (the sane ones)
Sunrise vs. sunset folks
Those who would be willing to try spam…and cowards
People who don’t steep their tea long enough vs. people who wait so long for it to cool down that it gets cold
One strap backpacking or two
Pro green apple skittle and pro lime skittle
Hot shower people and people that terrify me
Having a phone case vs. free ballin like a crazy person
Anyone who is unwilling to drink straight lemon juice to feel alive vs. me
People who get a solid eight hours of sleep…LMAO who am i kidding
People who sleep twelve hours or two
People who fit into the gender binary and want to be loved and people that don’t fit into the gender binary and want to be loved
People who somehow actually manage to enjoy candy corn and literally everyone else good lord i hate candy corn
People who use individually colored pens and the people who use that fancy clicky color changing pen
People who highlight and people who underline
Candle/incense burners and oil diffusers
Paperclip or staple friends
People who put a sane amount of garlic in their food vs. me
People who love themselves and people who should be loving themselves more
People who went through a dinosaur phase and an ancient Egypt phase
Humans with bits and pieces smushed together and humans with parts and segments squished together
rest in peace everyone
I’m in chicago rn, and my college seems to be refusing to close campuses- send help
Anyone that isn’t used to those temperatures please do whatever research you can on how to stay warm.
Here are a few pointers to start you off.
Wear layers. The more layers the better. Pockets of air get trapped between each layer and act like insulation for you so your stay much warmer than with a single heavier layer.
If you’re sweating remove some layers. Sweat can kill you. The last thing you want is your body producing liquid that can then freeze on your skin.
Get candles. As many as you can. If the worst case happens and you lose power a candle in a small space can keep you warm and alive for far longer than you would expect.
If you’re really concerned about losing power and don’t have anywhere to go for shelter, build your own. If you’ve got snow make a quinzee. It’s like a ghetto version of an igloo. You can find some instructions here. If you’ve got a way to pile snow quickly that’s even better. Believe me, a quinzee with a candle will keep you warmer than being in your house. Especially if you build a wind break wall. DO NOT forget to make sure there is adequate ventilation.
If you don’t have power sleep naked. At the most you can wear a pair of socks and a toque (knitted cap), anything more can cause you to sweat. Keep the clothes you are planning to change into in the sleeping bag/blankets with you so they’re already warm from your body heat when you go to put them on.
Do as little as humanly possible. Avoid being outdoors if you can and if you can’t protect yourself from the wind. Cover every inch of skin you can manage to cover.
If you have hypothermia warm yourself slowly!! Do not jump into a tub of hot water or you’ll likely burn yourself. You can’t tell how hot something is at that point. Same if you have frost bite.
If someone you love has hypothermia DO NOT share your body heat with them unless you can easily get warm again. I know it’s sexy in fanfics but in real life it can lead to you both becoming hypothermic and dying. You can use your body heat to warm some blankets and exchange them for the cooling ones they’re using until they can produce enough heat on their own to make their own pocket of warm air but be very careful that you don’t let your own temperature drop too much. Shivering is bad but not shivering anymore when it’s still cold is much worse.
If your hands are cold the best place to warm them against your body is under your armpits or, even better, your groin.
Snow makes an excellent insulator. If your car breaks down somewhere and you don’t know when you’ll be able to get help then cover your car in as much snow as you can manage (make sure you also make it obvious someone in the area needs help.) Even burying yourself in the snow is better than staying exposed to the air.
If your water shuts off don’t just melt snow to drink, boil it first. Snow, in general, is pretty safe but there is still a chance it can make you sick and you can’t risk that in a survival situation.
DO NOT START A FIRE IN YOUR HOME. Unless you have a fireplace with proper ventilation just don’t do it.
These have been tips from an ex-military Canadian who grew up where -40 was a normal winter experience and, yes, even did a cadet winter survival exercise when it was that cold out.
Also if you have a dog look into ways to keep them safe. I would personally use hurricane tips bc it’s what I’m more familiar with. For example buy a kiddie pool or similar and put some grass or something so your pup doesn’t have to go out (and you don’t have to go out with your dog)
In Chicago, Lyft is offering free rides to warming centers using the code CHIJAYDEN19, up to $25 per ride, through Friday
Keith as a socially awkward Darcy, with his friend Shiro visiting Shiro's new property, meeting Lance and his older brother Adam at a dance? Lance is opinionated bordering on flat out rude, but for some reason Keith can't stop looking at him.
YEP!!! these are FACTS!!!!! I can’t get over how perfectly Darcy Keith is or how perfectly Lizzie Lance is or HOW WONDERFULLY BINGLEY SHIRO IS
what do you think of shance marathon sex? bc that's the good shit
Fufufufufufufufufu >:3c I love this idea. Incoming stuff is hella dirty!
Lance is the one who suggests it. Shiro tries to warn him against it because ‘I don’t think you know what you’re asking for’. Like when he was with Adam it was something they did regularly, especially if they weren’t going to see each other for a week. And Shiro has a stamina that really can’t be beaten. Lance might end up regretting this ultimately.
Lance insists. He knows what he wants and he wants that dick in him for at minimum three hours, only stopping when Shiro needs to indulge in that refractory period to get ready again. Other than that, Shiro shouldn’t stop unless they need water or a ten-minute rest break. Even if Lance begs him to stop, to let him go, please, he’s not to stop. The only thing that should prompt a full stop is their safe word.
With the first hour, Shiro gets Lance off twice. The first time within fifteen minutes. The second time around the forty-five minute mark. His body shakes and shivers with the over stimulation. Shiro comes over his body at the end of that first hour. In the time he needs to recuperate he cleans Lance up and makes him drink water. Then he ties him down and finger fucks him until he’s ready to go again.
Hour two Shiro gets Lance to come twice again. After the third release, he’s squirming and panting and whining that he can’t do this. Everything is so intense and sensitive, please let him go. No safe word so Shiro keeps going, puts Lance on his knees and fucks him with his hands tied to the bedpost. Lance comes again when Shiro gives him the reach around while nailing his oversensitive prostate. Shiro’s second release at the end of the second hour fills Lance’s pretty ass.
Hour three starts with Shiro cleaning Lance up with his tongue. Still on his knees as Shiro laves a tongue over his creamed asshole. Lance shakes and shivers and squirms, as he tries to pull free from his bindings but to no avail. Once he’s cleaned up that’s more than enough time for Shiro to get hard again.
This time he ties Lance’s calves to thighs. His arms trussed behind him. Then Shiro picks him up and manuvers Lance onto his lap. Lance can do nothing as he lifts and drops him onto his cock, thrusting up hard to fill Lance again. Lance is panting, whimpering, and very much crying from overstimulation but no sign of a safeword. When Lance comes this time barely anything comes out. Before long he’ll be coming dry.
And Shiro, who was so opposed to this before, is now fucking with revelry into Lance. Hell he could go another two hours like this. Fucking Lance until he can’t even come anymore. His body arching and whining with each release. What a workout for both of them. For the last release of the session, Shiro unties him and instructs him to ride. Ride Shiro until he feels his ass fill with come again. Then we’ll stop for the day.
Through whimpers and pleasurable cries Lance drops himself onto Shiro, rocks onto his cock, begging Shiro to finish inside him. But with an impish smile Shiro holds out on him. It’s not until Lance’s legs are quivering with each rocking motion and Lance’s mouth drops agape with another release (with barely a drop of come) that Shiro finally gives him what he wants.
After that they rest and take a nice long hot bath in the massive tub Lance has. Lance doesn’t think he’ll be walking for the next two days which is fine by him. He’ll just nap and get pampered by Shiro who washes him up and chuckles in his ear.
“Same time tomorrow?” he asks and Lance snorts.
“Give me two weeks and I’ll be more than ready,” Lance answers.
Shiro holds him close with a kiss to his neck. “Sounds like a deal to me.”
self-indulgent prince keith and former nobility lance based off my ocs ✨
oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,
peter parker said this in civilian clothing
yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post
She has had Enough.
(based on a shit post by my friend @astrolatte on twitter)
Thank you.
Real talk: no one I know ships shance. Or even likes it.
I have no one to talk to about it
So I’m just sitting here yelling to air aboit these two absolute dorks
Someone please talk to me about shance
I ship Shance!!!!!
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im trying to thrive in this post s8 world
I love these all
But imagine flight attendant au with pilot Keith and lance attendant and Keith has a slight Texan accent as he talks over the comm thing... lol I’m on a plane and the pilot has an accent and it’s giving me ideas
thats so cute omg and i………………………….got carried away with this
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-there’s still a one-sided “rivalry” in lance’s case
-keith probably absentmindedly blew lance off on one of his first trips so he decided forever more that keith was rude and also Public Enemy No. 1
-keith doesn’t remember that ofc and is generally confused (and irritated) by lance’s disdain and the excessive amounts of sass
-lance probably always ends up on keith’s planes lol
-”there are like a million planes in our fleet WHY is it always HIM romelle why is the universe so fickle and cruel”
-his face gets hot every time keith talks over the intercom tho
-he tells himself its bc keith’s voice is annoying. that cute little southern lilt? obnoxious.
-you know what it’s also really funny if they’re always running into each other at the airports
-in lines for coffee or food, in the bathrooms, in the crew rooms, and sometimes even in the same hotels
-lance has had it up to Here
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I think this is beautiful. I think Taylor writes amazing worlds. I think this should be loved by everyone.
More tropey as hell au!!
Today’s tropes are:
-First Kiss
-Childhood Promises
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Hi @ibupony - I’m your secret santa for the @voltronsecretsanta2k18 event! Happy late new year!
I have to thank @hailqiqi both for helping me with ideas for this little story/what you might like, and for being an amazing beta. <3
Anyway, after seeing your ship list I decided to try my hand at some future Shidge for your present, and though the story isn’t specifically Christmas themed, I tried to keep it as fluffy as possible due to your requests. I hope you enjoy it! I certainly had fun writing it!
~~Season 8 spoilers, but also diverges from the epilogue obviously haha.~~
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Wormholes and Wishes
“Hey, Captain!”
Pidge leans against the edge of the bed, trying to toe her shoes on quickly enough to catch up before he leaves, but Shiro chuckles at her call and ducks his head back into the bedroom. “What?”
The second shoe doesn’t slip onto her foot fast enough for her tastes, but when she leans down to tug it over her heel she nearly unbalances. She lets out a squeak and isn’t surprised to find Shiro’s floating hand bracing her arm with practiced ease before he even makes it back to her side.
His smile is fond, even as he pretends to chide her. “Careful!”
Pidge smirks and snatches up the rectangular black glasses from their nightstand behind her.
“I’ll slow down when you stop ‘forgetting’ these,” she teases, dropping them into his flesh hand. Laughter bubbles up in her chest when he pushes them onto his face with a sigh because she knows exactly what he’s going to say. “Yes, you need them.”
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Ufh. So. Urf. What a perfect snippet. Love!!!!
Ten years later, they came back to the same place. This time, Keith is the one who ruined the first photo, trying to get his hair right. But as you can see, Shiro was ready to forgive. Keith is still not into photos, but his husband makes everything better.
