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it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

catsuggest

gatheringkeepsakes

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door.

discodeerdiary

Girls need to shoplift regularly because our brains are optimized for foraging and when we're denied the chance to engage our natural impulses it triggers a stress behavior known as girlblogging

blindbeholder

I'm nearly certain this is a joke but you have to understand that there are men out there who actually believe this

discodeerdiary

Yes they're called allies

wizardpotions

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

wizardpotions

'You're just posting that for likes and reblogs"

That's the whole point dipshit

wizardpotions

Do you guys think I make wizard themed shitposts to realign my chakras or something

harbingerofjoy

me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

(via @arianwells )

that one post where some girl was like “look i got all deer villagers on my island in acnh :)” and someone said “congrats on the ethnostate”

transperceneige

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

transperceneige

just want to point out that we found this door at one point

purronronner

WHY

sigmaleph

seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me

zenwannabe

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

dabblingindissent

this is literally all society needs to be

gatlingant

They should make sweaters but for your torso

nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251

Girl fuck you

nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251

They should invent socks but like. For torsos

gatlingant

Sweaters?

nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251

Make your own post

memewhore

collidedscope

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”

teashoesandhair

An AU where two Hallmark Christmas Bad Guys are both getting flights back to New York after being dumped by their respective Smalltown Blonde Girlfriends, and they bond over their shared experiences and fall in love in the departures lounge

astro-inky

i am so in love with sakura haruno. i just need yall to know it. i love her and i think every character in naruto should also be in love with her and that is why i ship every one with sakura. everyone. haruno harem.