not porn

hello and welcome to my twisted mind. "just an angry egg trying to live an honest life" idk what i am

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[just-shower-thoughts]

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

[squided]

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

[geeneelee]

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

[lightbenderlin]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

[such-justice-wow]

This post screams lactose intolerance

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[woppy42]

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

[heytinafey]

[studentlifeproblems]

[amazoogle]

[puncromancer]

Clench your assholes lads we’re on the hunt for pirates

[twitterlols]

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[absolutelyaverage]

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[holly-warbs]

the old aquarium.

[toastbutteregg]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like