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oh my god. oh my god. has anyone in real life recognized you from that post alone? has it ever been a hindrance to you whatsoever (like, you know how they say that stuff in the internet comes back to bite you in the ass and shit like that? has that ever happened to you?

i mean people know me from it ive had ppl idk ask me abt it irl but everyone knows its a goof a gaff and a laugh all rolled into one so no one really chirps or anything lol i cant see it biting me in the ass bc its so old n its not incriminating of smthn that could come back to bite me

which snapchat?

http://ejacurlate.tumblr.com/post/73773278201 HA

twitterlols

this is incredible

ejacurlate-blog

how this dog got mfkn clout goggles

etica

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

beekeep

a watched pot never boils but

an unwatched pot boils over

classicmeevs

Over what

worm

over and out

sagihairius

can’t stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got

daglout

Elaborate

sagihairius

so when freaky friday came out my family was OBSESSED like we rented it to the point where we decided to buy it but we couldn’t find a copy anywhere until we got one at a gas station on the edge of town. immediately we brought it home and turned it on. we couldn’t figure out how to turn the subtitles off but we loved it so much so we didn’t care. until a few minutes in. gradually the subtitles stopped matching the actual dialogue and at first it was like casual conversation that we didn’t think anything of then it started saying like “get in the car” and “they’ll never find you” and all this weird shit. we kept reading out of curiousity but then the sound cut out and it made a hissing noise. there was a deep voice that said “where’s bob” which is my dad who wasn’t home at the time so my mom hopped up and threw that fucker out

this didn’t stop our love so we bought another at walmart and didn’t have a problem

i asked some bloke on ig to gimme creds for that snapchat of me n he said he doesnt believe its actually me.................. how do i......... get creds........ n become an ig star??>....>????