Ekhidne

18+ mostly sfw

[ekhidne]

alpha gal syndrome is another thing that sounds like it should be cooler than it is

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[milk5]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[orcboxer]

they made phone batteries non-replaceable to COVER UP the fact that THEY are putting SINISTER DEVICES inside your phone that they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT. And ME? I ALSO don't want to know about them.

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[burr-ell]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[dxactivatxdusxr]

I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad

At everything

[beardedmrbean]

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[ekhidne]

The third o is only here for the paycheck

[whitepeopletwitter]

No Snakes, Yes Snakes

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

[ferret-on-pancakes]

It’s Yes Snakes Thursday

[datasoong47]

It’s Yes Snakes Friday

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[orcboxer]

I told you it was bad I told you it would suck

[roydkill]

repost …

[explodinghampsters]

After looking through the toxic avenger tag for 5 minutes, I have concluded that no one on this website has seen balding goth elijah woods enough. This is possibly my favorite role of his, as throughout the whole movie he mainly just plays the pan flute and feels guilty. 10/10 character, I love that his possy is just a bunch of corporate punk assassins that are paid to work with him by his rich older brother.

[eridan-ampora]

i dont have anything to say i just accidentally clicked the button to make a post i didnt even want to do this. im sorry

[eridan-ampora]

i was so fucking sick when i wrote this. i genuinely thought people were going to be mad at me. i thought it was over.