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[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

X-Men 97 Season 2 Episode 5 spoilers

Well, this was a real monkey's paw episode. On the one hand, I was glad to see Morph get some real focus, and be portrayed as competent. They were flying the helicopter, blasting brood with precise aim, squashing a bunch of them as Puck and the Thing, coming up with plans, standing up to Sabretooth. Morph got to be the star, he was clever and fun, and still managed to be the voice of reason most of the time. And although they got smacked around a lot, so did Lady Deathstrike and Sabertooth, so I didn't think Morph was portrayed as the weak link in the group.

On the other hand, this episode seems like it killed Morpherine pretty dead.

Honestly, I can live with it. I love Morpherine in fandom, but it will never, EVER be canon on the show. It's just not happening. Wolverine is a cash cow character for Marvel, they would never risk alienating a chunk of the audience by making him openly bi. (Yeah, yeah, I know, Krakoa in the comics.......but anything with the supposed Scott/Logan/Jean throuple, specifically the Scott and Logan part, was at BEST only vaguely hinted at, it was never out in the open). There was one alternate universe Wolverine that was allowed to be in a relationship with a man, and even that got shut down pretty quickly. I'd love to see it happen, but it won't.

So if Morph is disillusioned enough with Logan that he'll move on and actually get to interact with some other characters, maybe form some other significant relationships, I'm fine with it. (I enjoyed their interactions with Deathstrike). I just hope Morph and Logan can keep their friendship. As I've seen other people point out, Morph shouldn't have had to shift into Jean to bring Wolverine even partially back to his senses. Even if Logan has no romantic feelings for Morph whatsoever, their platonic best-buddy ship should mean something.

Also, Kane and Maverick got done dirty, but I do not care about their characters at all, so I don't really mind. Sorry Kane and Maverick fans.

[andrewmoocow]

Morph: So I had to turn into Jean to get Logan to snap out of it, we shoved him into the Adamantium chamber to get him back to normal before he kicked Omega Red's ass, we blew up the lab with all the Brood inside, and now Logan and I are a bit on the rocks right now. So anyways, Professor, how was ancient Egypt?

Xavier: En Sabah Nur killed Erik right in front of me after we realized we accidentally helped him become Apocalypse.

Morph: ...........Jesus.

[multishipperbish]

GREAT EPISODE sorry to. my sister. for how loud i yelled when DEADPOOL DESIGN ON MY SCREEN yes it's a cameo. yes i'm starving.

[mellosghosts]

hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit 🫡

[shofarsogood]

@sammysdewysensitiveeyes

[riddlecats]

who tf is cracking down on COMIC PIRACY. oh god sorry for not paying before reading this issue from the 60s that DC doesn't even offer on DCUI and costs a hundred dollars on the second hand market. fuuuck

[visionsthatdance]

Hey y'all stop publicly posting links and take it to DMs. Loose lips sink ships and all.

[boltlightning]

punched a man so hard his powdered wig flew off and he died

[madtomedgar]

Man i know it's a popular trope for a reason and it's maybe applicable in real life in some cases but the idea that there is a Secret True Evil Self lurking under someone's pattern of kindness and good deeds, and that if they act out ever this is the "mask" dropping to reveal their Secret True Evil Self, which is who they were All Along and everything else was Fake in order to Fool and Manipulate really sets my teeth on edge.

Is it a different logic than "if i put you in a situation designed to stress you out and that stress causes you to act badly or say something you ordinarily wouldn't, then you have proven that you are, have been, and always will be, a bad person"?

Disclaimer that this isn't about public figures lying about never having done anything wrong and anyway they've grown and changed and then it turns out they have been straight up lying the whole time about verifiable facts, did many things wrong, and there is no evidence of growth or change to be found. This is about the way people talk about both regular people and fictional characters.

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[digitaldiscipline]

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

[lemonsharks]

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

[burntcopper]

Rick, whilst swordfighting:  My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy 

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.” 

[yourheartinyourmouth]

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

[importantpics]

[waitingforthet]

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[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[stonerparty]

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[lnimoy-deactivated20141224]

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[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[shereeluvssinners]

spaghettitoesdad

​“Sinners” turns ONE-YEAR-OLD today! Originally released on April 18th, 2025 and wow what a year it’s been for this incredible movie! I did a slight update on my original print. Tons of people asked where Bo Chang was (he was warming up the car) so I added him to the party. I also added in the great Buddy Guy and the modern version of Stack and Mary! Okay, now I gotta go watch it again!!! Happy 1st Birthday to all you “Sinners”! @michaelbjordan @_milescaton_ @wunmimosaku @omarbensonmiller @lijunli @therealbuddyguy @sinnersmovie #sinners #michaelbjordan #sinnersmovie #sinnersfanart #oscars

[susandsnell]

@hereticaas