aries: the one that always playfully teases you and acts like he’s real protective over you and then is easily and obviously distracted and interested in someone else.
taurus: the one you never ever thought would be one, but turns out he’s lowkey the biggest player ever. usually in that group of fuckboys, but damn, you thought he was different.
gemini: the one that can sweep you off your feet in a day. best flirter you’ve ever met. acts like he really wants to get to know you. after everything is said and done, he only texts you when he’s bored and/or horny.
cancer: the one that covers his fuckboy activities up by being sweet and acting innocent, but then when it seems like things are getting pretty serious, drops you out of nowhere and responds to your texts vaguely and four hours later.
leo: the one that’s not even chill about being a fuckboy. but he’s so good at charming tf out of you and makes you think he’s changed and he’ll commit and then he posts a pic on insta of him and someone else with kissy faces as the caption.
virgo: the one that’s real af w you when you two are alone, but then turns into fuckboy x100 when he’s with his group. you’re left wondering what’s real and what’s not.
libra: the one that’s super chill and makes you feel special and interesting af and then you find out he literally said the same exact thing to your friend.
scorpio: the one who invented netflix and chill. knows exactly how to reel you in. surprisingly v sensual, but then doesn’t have a problem telling you he doesn’t want anything serious and doesn’t care what you do.
sagittarius: the one that tells his friends literally everything. he acts like he’s real deep and emotional but makes it known he’s dtf at any time. in the bathroom? at a park? in your car in the parking lot of a movie theater? he’s down. tells his friends all about it and then blows you off when things plateau.
capricorn: the one that’s confusing af. he’ll go as far as to take you out on dates, but then makes it clear you can’t get attached. will hold your hand in public and then won’t text you back. buys you things but then gets weird when you tell him how you feel.
aquarius: the one that has no chill. there’s something hot about how direct and upfront he is, but has zero patience and gets upset when you want more than the physical.
pisces: the one who fills you with false hope. he acts hella rough and bad boyish, but really he’s super sensitive. and in the end, he can’t hold up his end of the deal bc he’s afraid of what his friends will think.