harpoon spear!!!

(originally weapon-tyrant. Raikeran everywhere else) i flood this blog with Elsword, Warframe, Tron art, and memes. occasionally i'll post my own stuff. besides that, i run cephalon-crow and help manage incorrectelswordquotes.

[weapon-taker]

bless

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[what-bot]

What if there was a scene where Beck, Able and stealthsuit Tron were talking in the back room of the garage

And Zed or Mara came in and they just had to act like everything was normal

Bonus points if Tron vanishes while Beck and Able are trying to play it off

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[l1ghth0use]

More 1-bit Tron pixel art to illustrate a short fic I wrote. I loved whenever Able and Tron interacted in Uprising, they are both so "old friend whose guts I hate" with each other. I always wish that we had seen more of them together.

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[samosadude]

yeah I think I like uprising. watch uprising

also hey check out this Beck playlist

it’s him. the reneguyde…

[cheshuiniza]

[themoti]

HYPER PEELOUT ∞

(flashing lights warning)

[werelektro]

🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝 Kiwi.

It chases down enemies of ze profit™️ and pokes them with it's plasma blade. Occasionally it trips over it's own feet. Most dedicated Corpus robot. Pet the damn robot.

[freakxwannaxbe]

absolutely losing it at these patch notes for The Town of Nowhere

[sozettagay]

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

shall i come over and pickle those so they no longer taunt you

[bittersweetresilience]

one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.

[weapon-taker]

oh...

[notcrazylimitededition]

@theshitpostcalligrapher today I start my journey towards taking your throne

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I await your arrival

[anothersojourner]

looks like you have more and more people gunning for the crown, how will you quell the uprising among your horde of pen nerds & ink enthusiasts?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

The answer is simple: I am not the true enemy of the uprising,

The workload is.

Once every few moons, an upstart looks with envy to my throne, not realizing it is made of thousands and thousands of cards.

The work of hours, days, months, years. The blood, sweat, tears, ink and calluses ground into my hands, concretion-thick and undeniable.

My throne is paper-cuts and broken quills, sleepless nights and forgone reprieve.

The consistency of upload schedule on free requests that has not changed since late 2017, 4 new cards have been posted every day for nearly seven years

I heartily support your endeavours, my lovely enthusiasts, would that you take my place.

Though this crown you seek weighs little, know that where it alights, you will bleed my ink all the same.

I await your arrival.

[noctuamagna]

"Though this crown you seek weighs little, know that where it alights, you will bleed my ink all the same.

I await your arrival." [gothic calligraphy in blood-red ink]

sorry, I had to. 'Twas too good an opportunity to pass up.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh SHITTTT didnt see this til going through some of my likes just now holy shit

[screenshotsofdespair]

[outofcontextdiscord]