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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

femboylesbiab

loosergirlilyou

Ok but Holy Pries 🫦

corydonart

gee way must blood

chibird

A very precious fruit tart cat is here to assure you that your life will be happy and fulfilling and full of love, and you have the power to make that happen. You can get this sweet cat in your mail next month as a gold-plated enamel pin by joining my pin club on Patreon! 🐱🍓

ranawaytotelltheworld

elodieunderglass

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

dr-dendritic-trees

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

geminigeek

Now this is quality content.

iashvee-deactivated20190311

my heart feels so warm seeing this

beaswellgirl

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode

someclevermoniker

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Uncle Gordon

ellactra-deactivated20180109

Gordon is precious and I love him.

theriu

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

fourthell

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute

hellish-daddy

kuwaitiklass-deactivated2017123

but have u ever felt homesick for a person

dillondean

once i fix the chemical imbalances in my brain making me prone to severe procrastination and depression, lose all my body fat and replace it with muscle, get my phd, pay off my student loans, and get new clothes it’s over for you hoes

chadleyandturtle-blog

Good luck to me.

So I broke up with her. I told her everything, the reason I stayed with her for so long. She took it pretty hard and I can’t deny that I feel bad. I know I shouldn’t have stayed with her so long, especially with all the things we told one another at Christmas. My feelings didn’t start there though. When you first moved back here we started hanging out again and just seeing how much you’ve grown up, and what an amazing person you have become. It blew my mind. I know to you, maybe I’m just your best friends older brother but I care about you. I know, I act like a cocky prick. I do realize I just used to words for dick to describe myself and you know why. Sometimes I’m to harsh and I say things that I don’t mean, I act before I think and I’m so much different from you but it call comes down to one thing. I care. I know your last relationship really messed you up. He was a jerk. You just choose to see the better in most people. For him to leave you there like that… Well you know that’s something I wouldn’t do. I’m tired of just being that arrogent jerk that asks you out everyday. I know I really fucked things up at Christmas. I don’t care about any of that anymore. I’m willing to step up. So if you would have me, I would love for you to give me the chance to be what you need. I want the chance to be your guy. I really care. And I may not be “in love” with you like he claimed to. But hey, we don’t know where the future will bring us.

scarecrow-hero

You’ve heard of

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blooddropmoon

we can go lower

lifepro-tips

Use the phrase "My understanding was..." instead of "I assumed..."

If you use the phrase “I assumed…”, you’ll be viewed as having hastily jumped to a conclusion based on insufficient evidence.

If you use the phrase “My understanding was…”, people will merely think you misunderstood something, and will be far kinder to you (and in instances where what you misunderstood was something they said, they will often apologize, or fault themselves for not being more explicit).

This is especially useful in a professional/workplace environment. Telling your supervisor you “assumed” something typically results in a reprimand; saying “My understanding was…” will instead be attributed to a miscommunication, or a lack of clarity in their original instructions.

curlsandstems

I starting using this and it has avoided so many arguments 🙌🏾

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

thedoctorknits

He stops and looks both ways?!?

bettsplendens

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.