Falsettos lines you can scream to make your friends concerned:
“Four Jews in a room bitching!”
“I like the way they cook linguine”
“Heppa heppa hepatitis hEpAtiTiS hEpAtiTIS?”
“I think she’s very insecure, bUT SO AM IIIIIIIIII!”
“I was trained in karate!”
“When he’s naked—” “Yes” “Does he thrill you?” “Yes” “Is he vicious?” “Yes” “Would he kill you?” “...Yes”
“Does she sleep in the nuuuuUuuuuuUuuuuuUuuuuuuuuude?”
“My father’s a homo, my mother’s not thrilled at all!”
“I caught them in the den, with Marvin stuck in Whizzer’s ass”
“I crave your wrist, I praise your thiiiiigh”
“Often times lovers are crazy people, sometimes they kill each other...just like a biblical brother! Did...to his biblical brother. Back in...biblical times...” “Biblical times?” “Biblical times?” “Biblical times...oh those bIBLICAL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES!”
*in falsetto* “Don’t be scared, don’t get tight, asses bare, my delight!”
“Nancy Reagan! Meanest and thinnest of the first Ladies, moves into the whitehouse!”
“Look, look, look, look, look it’s a lesbian from next DOOOOOOOOOR”
“I like when Julie Johnson...does splits in her kilt”
“Just what I wanted at a little league game, my ex-husband’s ex-lover! Isn’t that what every mother dreams about having at a little league game?”
“Sit in front of me, I wanna see the bald spot! C’mon, C’MON! Move in front of me, it gives me pleasure to see the bald spot! Since it’s the only physical imperfection that you’ve got...I wanna see it! I wanna touch it! I wanna run my hands through it!”
“Trina obsessing, and sorta caressing my head with her feet”
“For the first time in months, nobody diiiiiied!”
“You save lives and I save chicken fat, I can’t fucking deal with that”
“You’re gonna blame me? You have paintings of dicks! Don’t talk to me about taste!”
“You are gonna kill your mother, don’t feel guilty, KILL YOUR MOTHER, rather than humiliate her killing your mother is the merciful thing to do”
