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She/Her | 40+ 🔞 Minors DNI! ageless & blank blogs will be blocked 🚫 main of @voluptuous-muse

[change--is--constant]

[goth-queen]

[sleepydumpling]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[buffycaps]

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

[ryann-44]

Witherfang

[feeble-kaneeble-deactivated2019]

[catchymemes]

[jouthejoker]

i love those “i know you’re asleep but” texts

[nettles-and-petals]

[juliedillon]

A watercolor painting of a swimmer encoutering some sapphic mermaids, edited slightly for tumblr. (The titty-out version is over on my bluesky at juliedillon.bsky.social )

[yeesiine]

I want to hear you laugh just as much as I want to hear you moan.

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[vangoghcore]

by jonathan.mllr

[eldritchwhor3r]

I'm craving stormy weather and inappropriate touching

[dollyb3an]

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

[silvias-seite]